Paul Lastnamé
@donnadifora.bsky.social
Bird who lives at Costco
A fun thing to do when you’re in a bad mood is ask a rich person if their designer purse/clothes/etc. are real.
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
A fun thing to do when you’re in a bad mood is ask a rich person if their designer purse/clothes/etc. are real.
Reposted by Paul Lastnamé
What do you have to say to him? Huh?
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
What do you have to say to him? Huh?
Rummaging through my bag for emergency Babybel
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Rummaging through my bag for emergency Babybel
I am calling for more soup-based restaurants
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I am calling for more soup-based restaurants
Paul Simon is just Cat Stevens with a Caesar cut, follow me for more timely cultural commentary
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Paul Simon is just Cat Stevens with a Caesar cut, follow me for more timely cultural commentary
Christine Baranski does not get enough credit for being cunt
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Christine Baranski does not get enough credit for being cunt
I'd like to dedicate today's events to my racist late aunt Laverne, who asked me once while I was visiting her if I wanted to see "the scariest thing" she'd ever seen, and then showed me a picture she found online of Muslims praying in the streets of New York. 🥂
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I'd like to dedicate today's events to my racist late aunt Laverne, who asked me once while I was visiting her if I wanted to see "the scariest thing" she'd ever seen, and then showed me a picture she found online of Muslims praying in the streets of New York. 🥂
The way cat allergy has destroyed my queer dating prospects
September 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The way cat allergy has destroyed my queer dating prospects
Utah I was not familiar with your game
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Utah I was not familiar with your game
This is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened youtu.be/unYu22Ign1E?...
French Kids Paying Tribute to Serge Gainsbourg (1988)
YouTube video by Back to the Past
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened youtu.be/unYu22Ign1E?...
Guy Debord would love those gas pumps that play commercials
August 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Guy Debord would love those gas pumps that play commercials
Hi this is insane. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/n...
Columbia and Brown to Disclose Admissions and Race Data in Trump Deal
www.nytimes.com
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hi this is insane. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/n...
The only cure for melancholia is boba tea
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The only cure for melancholia is boba tea
I bring real pick-me energy to the bookstore
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I bring real pick-me energy to the bookstore
In honor of Ozzy’s death I will share that for years I have thought about an imaginary Black Sabbath themed Italian restaurant called The Caprese Train
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
In honor of Ozzy’s death I will share that for years I have thought about an imaginary Black Sabbath themed Italian restaurant called The Caprese Train
Look I know I shouldn’t complain about having huge perfect natural tits but
July 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Look I know I shouldn’t complain about having huge perfect natural tits but
I think there should be one week of winter every summer and vice versa. Who do I talk to about this
July 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think there should be one week of winter every summer and vice versa. Who do I talk to about this
Yes I threw up a little bit in my kitchen sink last night and yes I forgot about it until this morning and yes I was sober.
June 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yes I threw up a little bit in my kitchen sink last night and yes I forgot about it until this morning and yes I was sober.
Last night I went to a friend's and she offered to heat up leftovers for me but she was stoned and forgot they were for me and ended up eating them all in front of me 10/10 adorable behavior I <3 my beautiful stoned friend.
June 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Last night I went to a friend's and she offered to heat up leftovers for me but she was stoned and forgot they were for me and ended up eating them all in front of me 10/10 adorable behavior I <3 my beautiful stoned friend.
finally a pageant i can win
June 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
finally a pageant i can win
I straight up live for the made-up songs they put in reality shows. Selling Sunset soundtrack zero misses.
May 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I straight up live for the made-up songs they put in reality shows. Selling Sunset soundtrack zero misses.
You should be allowed to drive as fast as you want as long as you can prove you were listening to Charli XCX
May 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You should be allowed to drive as fast as you want as long as you can prove you were listening to Charli XCX
Disassociating in the grocery store again
May 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Disassociating in the grocery store again
Why hasn’t anyone published a bread baking book called The Glutenberg Bible
May 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Why hasn’t anyone published a bread baking book called The Glutenberg Bible