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therealWokeKong
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I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
Donut tasty
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
How old were you in the 2000s cause I distinctly remember being in school in the late 2000s early 2010s and whoever pulled out a pack of gum or mints suddenly had a whole posse of kids being nice to them in the hopes that they’ll get one
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“The Necessary Conversation” actually I don’t think this conversation is necessary. I don’t think any conversation beyond “you said you want me dead so you will never see your grandkids, goodbye forever” is needed. Family doesn’t do that shit, they’re not your family anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Quick someone get a stick of butter
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Maybe it’s just me but if my parents told me to my face that they’d be ok with the president of the United States ordering my death I simply wouldn’t talk to them anymore. Pretty weird behavior to invite mommy and daddy on to their show so they can say “we love the president more than we love you”
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Absolutely it’s phenomenal
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My electric bill may now be in the triple digits, but it’s all worth it to generate racist pictures of immigrants peeing on an American flag with the wrong number of stars
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I thought it was good but the middle is incredibly boring, since by then the viewer knows what’s happening and is just waiting for the characters to figure out

It’s all worth it for the ending though
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We are a nation full of people with the memory of a goldfish. This man said his opponents should be murdered like a week ago and everyone’s already forgotten about it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
#YIAYlist didn’t follow the prompt
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I think he genuinely believes that he’s king now and can just issue royal decrees. Unfortunately for him there’s no system in America for royal decrees so he’s just screaming into the void
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every time I go to my dad’s place he has football or baseball or basketball on and half of the ads are for AI and the other half are for gambling apps. It’s all so depressing, like holy fuck do an ad for Taco Bell or something
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Also, the Trump endorsement at this point is basically a touch of death for the moderate vote
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don’t expect democrats to win this seat but it’s pretty obvious those school board flips are getting to these guys.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is that the So Sorry guy from Undertale
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How fucking hard is it to rectify these two obvious issues???? They couldn’t make this thing just a little bit smaller, and allow you to connect it to wifi BEFORE updating it?

It’s an Amazon product by the way. One of the biggest companies on earth and they still can’t get it right
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
#1 its so wide it takes up 2 HDMI slots on my TV so I need an adapter just so I can fit it next to my consoles

#2 when I plugged it in it needed an update but I can’t update it without a wifi connection, but I can’t connect it to a new router without an update so I need to take it back to my dad’s
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My mom probably would tbh
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As like a joke or are they actual Charlie Kirk fans
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM