therealWokeKong
@donkeykonga.bsky.social
I’m woke kong from the hit game woke kong
Didn’t know how much of a sailor mouth I had
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Didn’t know how much of a sailor mouth I had
How it started vs how it’s going
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
How it started vs how it’s going
Smiling Friends S3: 9/10
Ngl after the Silly Samuel episode I was a little worried this season wouldn’t be as good but it got way better and had some all timer bits, the best of which was probably Mr Frog’s dad being a green Creed Bratton
Ngl after the Silly Samuel episode I was a little worried this season wouldn’t be as good but it got way better and had some all timer bits, the best of which was probably Mr Frog’s dad being a green Creed Bratton
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Smiling Friends S3: 9/10
Ngl after the Silly Samuel episode I was a little worried this season wouldn’t be as good but it got way better and had some all timer bits, the best of which was probably Mr Frog’s dad being a green Creed Bratton
Ngl after the Silly Samuel episode I was a little worried this season wouldn’t be as good but it got way better and had some all timer bits, the best of which was probably Mr Frog’s dad being a green Creed Bratton
1 million likes and I send this picture to my dad
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
1 million likes and I send this picture to my dad
Kirby Air Riders: 9/10
Road Trip’s story is peak so it’s a shame that the gameplay loop of it kinda sucks, but holy fucking shit city trial is as peak as I remember it and the new courses are arguably better than the original game’s courses (Nebula Belt pales in comparison to Galactic Nova)
Road Trip’s story is peak so it’s a shame that the gameplay loop of it kinda sucks, but holy fucking shit city trial is as peak as I remember it and the new courses are arguably better than the original game’s courses (Nebula Belt pales in comparison to Galactic Nova)
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kirby Air Riders: 9/10
Road Trip’s story is peak so it’s a shame that the gameplay loop of it kinda sucks, but holy fucking shit city trial is as peak as I remember it and the new courses are arguably better than the original game’s courses (Nebula Belt pales in comparison to Galactic Nova)
Road Trip’s story is peak so it’s a shame that the gameplay loop of it kinda sucks, but holy fucking shit city trial is as peak as I remember it and the new courses are arguably better than the original game’s courses (Nebula Belt pales in comparison to Galactic Nova)
Frankenstein (2025): 8/10
Overall a pretty good movie that does a good job humanizing the creature in a way that most movies don’t, and I loved how you see echoes of Victor’s father in the way he treats his creation. I just wish the obvious script meddling from Netflix wasn’t there
Overall a pretty good movie that does a good job humanizing the creature in a way that most movies don’t, and I loved how you see echoes of Victor’s father in the way he treats his creation. I just wish the obvious script meddling from Netflix wasn’t there
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Frankenstein (2025): 8/10
Overall a pretty good movie that does a good job humanizing the creature in a way that most movies don’t, and I loved how you see echoes of Victor’s father in the way he treats his creation. I just wish the obvious script meddling from Netflix wasn’t there
Overall a pretty good movie that does a good job humanizing the creature in a way that most movies don’t, and I loved how you see echoes of Victor’s father in the way he treats his creation. I just wish the obvious script meddling from Netflix wasn’t there
How it feels to enjoy both Mario Kart intermission tracks and Kirby Air Riders city trial
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How it feels to enjoy both Mario Kart intermission tracks and Kirby Air Riders city trial
Fun conversations to have around the table this Thanksgiving. Bring up 5 in a row and you win!
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fun conversations to have around the table this Thanksgiving. Bring up 5 in a row and you win!
Galactic Nova in Kirby Super Star & Planet Robobot: neutral wish granter that doesn’t differentiate between good and evil
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Galactic Nova in Kirby Super Star & Planet Robobot: neutral wish granter that doesn’t differentiate between good and evil
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
Galactic Nova in Kirby Air Riders:
BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly broken the White House TV with a Wii remote after forgetting to put on the arm strap while playing Wii Sports
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly broken the White House TV with a Wii remote after forgetting to put on the arm strap while playing Wii Sports
Let’s see Leon’s Umamusume deck
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Let’s see Leon’s Umamusume deck
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
THAT THERE KIRBY IS COLLECTING DRAGOON PARTS
Like Jesus Christ man put on a bra or something
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Like Jesus Christ man put on a bra or something
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kirby’s gluttony has come back to haunt him
I made a Mr Frog star
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I made a Mr Frog star
Me after AWS goes down while I’m getting my dick slobbered on by the Jerkmate 9000
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Me after AWS goes down while I’m getting my dick slobbered on by the Jerkmate 9000
Binging city trial for the first time since 2010
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Binging city trial for the first time since 2010