Xmas Cook Keidick
@donkeidick.bsky.social
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Well yeah thats why I’m encouraging people to be the person Duke wants and not to be like Duke.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Well yeah thats why I’m encouraging people to be the person Duke wants and not to be like Duke.
Duke wants everyone he meets to either be a hot chick or a person who brought beer. I’m doubling down, we all need to choose one or the other.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Duke wants everyone he meets to either be a hot chick or a person who brought beer. I’m doubling down, we all need to choose one or the other.
I mean yes and no. Good bad job.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I mean yes and no. Good bad job.
Its both right and necessary.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Its both right and necessary.
A”rubber” is actually a slang term for a condom so I’ll actually break when you least expect. Also no one likes wearing me out because I ruin the pleasure a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A”rubber” is actually a slang term for a condom so I’ll actually break when you least expect. Also no one likes wearing me out because I ruin the pleasure a bit.
Damn. Why you gotta be so accurate? I was just playing. If I wasnt stuck to you I’d leave!
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Damn. Why you gotta be so accurate? I was just playing. If I wasnt stuck to you I’d leave!
Wait. Do over. I got a better one. Ahem…
No no. I’m rubber and youre glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!! Ha! Classic. Gotem.
No no. I’m rubber and youre glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!! Ha! Classic. Gotem.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wait. Do over. I got a better one. Ahem…
No no. I’m rubber and youre glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!! Ha! Classic. Gotem.
No no. I’m rubber and youre glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!! Ha! Classic. Gotem.
Alright bend over.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Alright bend over.
We commin for dem cheeks!
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We commin for dem cheeks!
Boyfriend penis pizza. I hope in that order!
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Boyfriend penis pizza. I hope in that order!
I choose not to wait.
You see, God’s a comedian and life is its best joke. Best to laugh now because you wont have time after the punchline.
You see, God’s a comedian and life is its best joke. Best to laugh now because you wont have time after the punchline.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I choose not to wait.
You see, God’s a comedian and life is its best joke. Best to laugh now because you wont have time after the punchline.
You see, God’s a comedian and life is its best joke. Best to laugh now because you wont have time after the punchline.
We call that “Detroit style”
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We call that “Detroit style”