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Xmas Cook Keidick
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Gentleman. Farter. D&D person.

Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
Good morning peace makers!
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Good morning rule breakers!
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning! I’m starting an advice column. DM me your advice requests and I’ll keep you anonymous forever or just tag me with your Dear Donkey request if you dont care who knows.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good morning! Just noticed that “Live long and prosper” is the exact opposite of “fuck off and die”.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good morning all you well rested posters!
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Good morning to your bright and shining personality!
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Good morning travelers! Check your maps often!
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I know. If it was a real threat I’d be turned on.
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Good morning lesson learners!
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Basically chocolate peanut butter twinkies. 10/10 imo
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Good morning theory understanders!!!
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Good morning! Working hard or working while hard?
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Literally no one can compete.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good morning reincarnation fans!
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Good morning to everyone out there preparing they tacos!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Good morning! If you are good at something you should package and sell it. Anyway who’s buying?
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning dog lovers!
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good morning! Get in loser we’re making sincere attempts at tackling real world adult issues before bitching out and slapping on a kid friendly ending addressing nothing!
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning!
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! Heading to the timezone to get some time. Y’all need anything?
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dance
October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good morning fellow ducks!
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Great. Now I gotta burn my eyes.
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM