Don Jon (Normal Mogging)
donjon.bsky.social
Don Jon (Normal Mogging)
@donjon.bsky.social
just hit jelly roll with my 4runner. Was too scared to stop
February 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A little somethin about me 😤
December 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Mom: Can you peel these potatoes while I go baste the turkey?

Cousin: Yknow, Die Hard is actually a Christmas movie

The dumbest, most brain-washed freak in your family: If we leave right now we can still make the Shen Yun matinee downtown
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Putting my reservation at Morton's under the name Brian Thompson tonight #solidarity #sayhisname
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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This predates Threads but I still feel like it’s the greatest Threads post of all time
November 22, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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u got 20 seconds to share money marge and get 10 years of good fortune
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Getting word that Dennis Prager slipped in a long trail of his own diarrhea trying to find his poop medicine. He dissolved into goo like that one guy from X-Men
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I slap my balls. I slap my nuts
November 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
bloosk eye
September 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I don't think I'm ever going to vote again
November 6, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Let's go Suns baby love da Suns
October 25, 2023 at 4:49 AM
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it's time.
September 22, 2023 at 4:07 PM
my ass hurts
July 11, 2023 at 7:09 PM