Convicted J. Felon
@dondrump.bsky.social
Literally focused on making fun but, seriously exposing this gasbag as often as possible.
He’s just mad that his Mike Johnson is smaller than Pam Bondi’s.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He’s just mad that his Mike Johnson is smaller than Pam Bondi’s.
Jeanine Wine-in-a-box. Couldn’t even convict the wrapper that ham sandwich 🥪 came in. Plus, if these people are jailed, they should all share a cell with her and listen to that squawk of hers until they croak.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jeanine Wine-in-a-box. Couldn’t even convict the wrapper that ham sandwich 🥪 came in. Plus, if these people are jailed, they should all share a cell with her and listen to that squawk of hers until they croak.
Oh I bet he working on the 2026 model already. Nanny, secretary maybe.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh I bet he working on the 2026 model already. Nanny, secretary maybe.
Spam Blondi belong on a bus stop bench ad for an ambulance chase located in front of the strip club where Lindsey works stage 3 and Karoline cocktails the late shift.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Spam Blondi belong on a bus stop bench ad for an ambulance chase located in front of the strip club where Lindsey works stage 3 and Karoline cocktails the late shift.
Let the JAG Corps bring it. He will devour them all just by the site of his uniform and the reading of his record. Thank you Senator. Please run for higher office!
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Let the JAG Corps bring it. He will devour them all just by the site of his uniform and the reading of his record. Thank you Senator. Please run for higher office!
That’s his favorite piggy 🐷
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That’s his favorite piggy 🐷
Caitlyn Jenner does not do green well.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Caitlyn Jenner does not do green well.
She puts the bimbo in bimbo
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She puts the bimbo in bimbo
He’s gonna start ordering staff to wear Notre Dame helmets.
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He’s gonna start ordering staff to wear Notre Dame helmets.
I bet he’s a hoot at a funeral
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I bet he’s a hoot at a funeral
So, they disguise cows 🐄 as people and bring them across the border? Call Krispi Gnome! She could shoot em!
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So, they disguise cows 🐄 as people and bring them across the border? Call Krispi Gnome! She could shoot em!
Another fuckknuckle that want lumpy to notice and praise him. Fuck these cult bitches.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Another fuckknuckle that want lumpy to notice and praise him. Fuck these cult bitches.
Get lots of rest y’all. Voting is coming up and Cheeto gotta go.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Get lots of rest y’all. Voting is coming up and Cheeto gotta go.
The rubes are all brain farting because they can’t support a pedophile but, are.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The rubes are all brain farting because they can’t support a pedophile but, are.