Convicted J. Felon
@dondrump.bsky.social
Literally focused on making fun but, seriously exposing this gasbag as often as possible.
Wow. Karoline Liarvitt is literally scarier than Damien’s Nanny.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wow. Karoline Liarvitt is literally scarier than Damien’s Nanny.
I wish just one reporter would take one for the country and let this giant bacon fuckknuckle know just how bad he treats women. C’mon folks!
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I wish just one reporter would take one for the country and let this giant bacon fuckknuckle know just how bad he treats women. C’mon folks!
The reason this is taking so long and why lumpy agreed to sign is, Blondi has a team of Lawyers scrubbing all GOP names and his name from them. Will we ever know?
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The reason this is taking so long and why lumpy agreed to sign is, Blondi has a team of Lawyers scrubbing all GOP names and his name from them. Will we ever know?
Who the hell is this butt reaming asshole and who is in charge of his medication? I can’t believe a 15 yr old hasn’t punched his leathery ball bag until he squealed like the pig he is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Who the hell is this butt reaming asshole and who is in charge of his medication? I can’t believe a 15 yr old hasn’t punched his leathery ball bag until he squealed like the pig he is.
What kind of butt reaming asshole would vote for and continue to support this lump of saggy orange malevolent ooze.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What kind of butt reaming asshole would vote for and continue to support this lump of saggy orange malevolent ooze.
A double wrap is key.That way the explosive nature of the sandwich will be lessened and no harm will be done to the receiver. 🤣🤣 Jeanine must be downing an entire box of wine tonight. Epic fail. Enjoy the weekend Mr. Dunn!
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A double wrap is key.That way the explosive nature of the sandwich will be lessened and no harm will be done to the receiver. 🤣🤣 Jeanine must be downing an entire box of wine tonight. Epic fail. Enjoy the weekend Mr. Dunn!
Lumpy’s reaction is a metaphor, standing by emotionless as someone suffers.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Lumpy’s reaction is a metaphor, standing by emotionless as someone suffers.
Well if all the rich d-bags leave NYC, maybe we can do some excavation and give them a place to live in The Gulf of M’urica.
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well if all the rich d-bags leave NYC, maybe we can do some excavation and give them a place to live in The Gulf of M’urica.
I have the best body. My body is bestester than all bodies. These SNAP people should just use me as an example, food is overrated. I’m a golden lump of perfection.
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I have the best body. My body is bestester than all bodies. These SNAP people should just use me as an example, food is overrated. I’m a golden lump of perfection.
I think if every single person who can’t stand what this MAGA shit show is, they should all dress like this tomorrow and see what the numbskulls do…🎃
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think if every single person who can’t stand what this MAGA shit show is, they should all dress like this tomorrow and see what the numbskulls do…🎃
Support our farmers and ranchers. He’s not.
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Support our farmers and ranchers. He’s not.
I have never in my long years on this earth ever seen such a partisan display of lying and sycophantic behavior from an AG. She is hideous and despicable and snarky beyond comprehension.
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have never in my long years on this earth ever seen such a partisan display of lying and sycophantic behavior from an AG. She is hideous and despicable and snarky beyond comprehension.
Did this one not fit?
September 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did this one not fit?
Guess which one of these fine classy ladies will be the new U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia. Well, in this White House, maybe all of em…
September 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Guess which one of these fine classy ladies will be the new U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia. Well, in this White House, maybe all of em…
Wow! Caitlyn Jenner looks sublime in yellow! Did Marco Rubio rent his tux to drumpy?
September 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wow! Caitlyn Jenner looks sublime in yellow! Did Marco Rubio rent his tux to drumpy?
Has there ever been a more feckless messenger boy sycophant than this rube as a Secretary of State? He wants to be prezzy so bad that he’s willing to suck on the orange teet to do it. Gross.
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Has there ever been a more feckless messenger boy sycophant than this rube as a Secretary of State? He wants to be prezzy so bad that he’s willing to suck on the orange teet to do it. Gross.
Pete believes! He wants to celebrate at happy hour!
September 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Pete believes! He wants to celebrate at happy hour!
Well, well, well…seems like Jeffrey has reached out from the grave and grabbed drumpy by the 🐈. Karma train, woooo woooo!
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well, well, well…seems like Jeffrey has reached out from the grave and grabbed drumpy by the 🐈. Karma train, woooo woooo!
Oh ya, he’s the picture of health. He makes Joe look like a superhero.
September 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh ya, he’s the picture of health. He makes Joe look like a superhero.
As he sits sidesaddle on his golden pot, I hope he realizes the Chicago folks aren’t going to go so easy on his stunts. Why don’t you pick on a red city for a change coward?
September 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
As he sits sidesaddle on his golden pot, I hope he realizes the Chicago folks aren’t going to go so easy on his stunts. Why don’t you pick on a red city for a change coward?
Well, there’s hope. Let’s try to spread the news better. Grab your leashes Dems and Indies! Frightened sycophants need not bother.
August 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well, there’s hope. Let’s try to spread the news better. Grab your leashes Dems and Indies! Frightened sycophants need not bother.
With all that happened today and what has been happening, these rubes have the nerve to complain about this. Well, here’s my rebuttal. #iheartminneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
With all that happened today and what has been happening, these rubes have the nerve to complain about this. Well, here’s my rebuttal. #iheartminneapolis