Jeff
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Biomedical Engineer. Irrational Insomniac. #FinsUp #RollTide #GoLobos #SeaKraken #MotoGP #F1 #BravesCountry was @wrestlinpanda on Elmo's hellscape app
Penn State firing James Franklin to have to settle on hiring Matt Campbell is like throwing out a prime ribeye and chowing down on some select skirt steak. 😂
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Penn State firing James Franklin to have to settle on hiring Matt Campbell is like throwing out a prime ribeye and chowing down on some select skirt steak. 😂
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BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S A LOBO! WOOF WOOF WOOF
SOURCE: New Mexico and head coach Jason Eck have agreed to a new five-year deal with a raise to an average salary of $1.75 million.
Lobos are 9-3 this year and could get their first 10-win season since 1982. One of the best stories in CFB this year:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...
Lobos are 9-3 this year and could get their first 10-win season since 1982. One of the best stories in CFB this year:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...
New Mexico’s revenue sports had one good year. Then almost everyone left town
Heavy football roster turnover is common in college sports’ free transfer era, but New Mexico faced a rare double-dip this year.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S A LOBO! WOOF WOOF WOOF
Pretty good company for Achane to keep here in our record books...
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pretty good company for Achane to keep here in our record books...
Imagine thinking Achane wasn't worth a 2nd round pick lmao
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Imagine thinking Achane wasn't worth a 2nd round pick lmao
😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
😂
Beef cheeks into barbacoa...a smoking story in 3 pictures lol.
Seriously though, this remains my favorite cut of meat to smoke...so easy and always comes out insanely good
Seriously though, this remains my favorite cut of meat to smoke...so easy and always comes out insanely good
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Beef cheeks into barbacoa...a smoking story in 3 pictures lol.
Seriously though, this remains my favorite cut of meat to smoke...so easy and always comes out insanely good
Seriously though, this remains my favorite cut of meat to smoke...so easy and always comes out insanely good
Every time I listen to Jordan Rodgers football commentary I think maybe Aaron was right to disown his family.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Every time I listen to Jordan Rodgers football commentary I think maybe Aaron was right to disown his family.
I'm clearly biased but this SDSU vs UNM has been electric...has it all including dudes puking on the field after making big plays lmao
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm clearly biased but this SDSU vs UNM has been electric...has it all including dudes puking on the field after making big plays lmao
Hey Chiefs Fans....
You merely adopted being 'IN THE HUNT', I was born in it, molded by being 'IN THE HUNT'.
You merely adopted being 'IN THE HUNT', I was born in it, molded by being 'IN THE HUNT'.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey Chiefs Fans....
You merely adopted being 'IN THE HUNT', I was born in it, molded by being 'IN THE HUNT'.
You merely adopted being 'IN THE HUNT', I was born in it, molded by being 'IN THE HUNT'.
YOUR OIL SHOULD NOT BE OLD ENOUGH TO ENTER KINDERGARTEN
Thoughts on Eddie George's turkey preparation? 🏈 🦃 #CFB #Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
YOUR OIL SHOULD NOT BE OLD ENOUGH TO ENTER KINDERGARTEN
THIS Herculean physique calling anyone else a fat slob is some top-notch projection 😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
THIS Herculean physique calling anyone else a fat slob is some top-notch projection 😂
😂😂😂
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
😂😂😂
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really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
They brought up Marv Levy on the UNM broadcasy bc Eck has tied him with 7 wins as a first year UNM coach (Levy coached at UNM way back in the 50s lol)...and holy shit Marv Levy is 100 years old and still alive?!!? 😮
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They brought up Marv Levy on the UNM broadcasy bc Eck has tied him with 7 wins as a first year UNM coach (Levy coached at UNM way back in the 50s lol)...and holy shit Marv Levy is 100 years old and still alive?!!? 😮
Someone at HEB was super stoned when they came up with this lmao
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Someone at HEB was super stoned when they came up with this lmao
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This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Fuck man, I sipped some RX lean I had from bronchitis last year on an empty stomach hoping it'd help soothe my strep throat and now I'm uncomfortably cough syrup buzzing 😂😩
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fuck man, I sipped some RX lean I had from bronchitis last year on an empty stomach hoping it'd help soothe my strep throat and now I'm uncomfortably cough syrup buzzing 😂😩
So how much extra should we charge people who refused to get vaccinated, Senator Shitforbrains?
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So how much extra should we charge people who refused to get vaccinated, Senator Shitforbrains?
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President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
Meanwhile...there's like 5 Les Wexner buildings on campus at Ohio State 😂
Khanna: "There should be no buildings named after people in this Epstein class. There should be no scholarships named after them. They shouldn't be enjoying perks of being affiliated w/ corporations or universities. Many of the survivors will tell you some of these people still are celebrated"
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Meanwhile...there's like 5 Les Wexner buildings on campus at Ohio State 😂
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He’s fully just doing bits now and honestly I respect it
Mike McDaniel snuck into the second row of the press conference room at the Bernabéu and managed to get in the final question to Dolphins RB Ollie Gordon II:
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He’s fully just doing bits now and honestly I respect it
You can't pause for more than ~3 minutes, progression is basically just upgrading weapon rarity in levels like Warzone and if you choose to play solo with no online fill, you get ZERO AI companions while still having to hear their stupid dialogue. It's utter trash compared to the BF6 campaign
The story campaign in Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 has numerous restrictions tied to its always-online nature, with no method of pausing levels. You'll also be booted from your game if you're idle for too long.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Campaign is Online-Only With No Checkpoints or Pausing, And Will Kick You If You're Idle For Too Long
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can't pause for more than ~3 minutes, progression is basically just upgrading weapon rarity in levels like Warzone and if you choose to play solo with no online fill, you get ZERO AI companions while still having to hear their stupid dialogue. It's utter trash compared to the BF6 campaign