We’re all actually very good chefs!

My bfs idiot friends used to have ragers with ZERO FOOD available. Being a fat girl at heart from a fat girl family, I really struggled with this and after about two years I just started bringing food myself. Now there’s always food at our parties and I no longer regard his friends as idiots

Bro is CEO of a soup company and thinks he has like, any right to be disparaging lol. Not even one of the better soup brands. What a chud. I hope he doesn’t apologize and doubles down, can’t be a weirdo AND a coward. I think you should use a Secret Fredo Technique™ on him

As a former cashier we don’t care as long as you pay for it tbh

There’s a gyoza theme park in Toshima city in the sunshine city mall, complete with a vending machine, if you ever make it back. We were too naive to realize at the time, how close we were to salvation, we just saw the vending machine and went “huh, interesting”

It’s true

Same lol

Oh hell yessss

Sure but now you know there’s likely an end to this in a few days and you don’t need anti biotics

This also overstates the asset, and when you’re overstating like. A billion assets. That’s a lot lol

It’s like depreciating a car like a building!!! Sure technically it works after that long but it’s really weird to do!

This just reminded me that they’re saying the useful life of a GPU is like 10 years to understate depreciation and now I’m pissed again

Why does he look like he just ate spaghetti

What prompted this is someone left 1:20 (??? So much??) and it was 11:10 😩

I don’t even mind microwaved fish tbh

I sleep on the couch all the time. It’s awesome. When I was in high school I had a couch in my room and slept on that all the time too. Idk what it is, I think having high sturdy sides keeps me curled up with less effort which is more comfy

Well they don’t get invited to parties, that’s why they have no idea that this sucks so bad lol

I’m so excited to be transported to the rice pudding dimension

I had a dream about scrolling tumblr last night it was entirely just reposts from tik tok