Ana
@dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social
Dodger fan. Fan of sketch comedy. Big fan of anything that makes me giggle snort. I hate coconut and Nazi’s.
Twitter is a hellscape. This place I’m sure is next, but until then…
Go watch The Dark Web, you assholes.
Twitter is a hellscape. This place I’m sure is next, but until then…
Go watch The Dark Web, you assholes.
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Ana
@dodgerbluetoyou.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I guess this is a Rob Huebel Stan account now. Thanks again to Rob and Wes for the invite to be on the show! #TheDarkWeb #RobHuebel #Wine
Do you ever look at someone and lose your mind with how cute they are?
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February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Do you ever look at someone and lose your mind with how cute they are?
"DAMMIT, KEVIN, FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!" - Ana at least twice a day when she has an intern named Kevin
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"DAMMIT, KEVIN, FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!" - Ana at least twice a day when she has an intern named Kevin
Here’s me on Zoom today while someone explained something I already had RECEIPTS for, just nodding along because I adore watching people provide their own self‑incrimination. 🍿😌
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Here’s me on Zoom today while someone explained something I already had RECEIPTS for, just nodding along because I adore watching people provide their own self‑incrimination. 🍿😌
Halp. It won’t stop playing in my head.
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Halp. It won’t stop playing in my head.
Intern: "Ana, real quick, can you take a look at these num-"
Ana: *loudly and off key* "DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS FOTOS DE CUANDO TE TUVE, DEBÍ DARTE MÁS BESOS Y ABRAZOS LAS VECES QUE PUDE!!!"
Intern:
Ana: *loudly and off key* "DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS FOTOS DE CUANDO TE TUVE, DEBÍ DARTE MÁS BESOS Y ABRAZOS LAS VECES QUE PUDE!!!"
Intern:
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February 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Intern: "Ana, real quick, can you take a look at these num-"
Ana: *loudly and off key* "DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS FOTOS DE CUANDO TE TUVE, DEBÍ DARTE MÁS BESOS Y ABRAZOS LAS VECES QUE PUDE!!!"
Intern:
Ana: *loudly and off key* "DEBÍ TIRAR MÁS FOTOS DE CUANDO TE TUVE, DEBÍ DARTE MÁS BESOS Y ABRAZOS LAS VECES QUE PUDE!!!"
Intern:
I straight up missed my cue on my presentation this morning because I was thinking about the half-time show.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I straight up missed my cue on my presentation this morning because I was thinking about the half-time show.
Just me and Dodger dancing in the front room to Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. I've got a piece of toast in my mouth and Dodger has his favorite chew toy (the one that looks like a whiskey bottle).
Why?
What are you doing?
Why?
What are you doing?
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Just me and Dodger dancing in the front room to Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine. I've got a piece of toast in my mouth and Dodger has his favorite chew toy (the one that looks like a whiskey bottle).
Why?
What are you doing?
Why?
What are you doing?
Dodger and I accidentally became characters in a telenovela because of my ceiling fan. 💁🏻♀️💃🏻
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Dodger and I accidentally became characters in a telenovela because of my ceiling fan. 💁🏻♀️💃🏻
The melancholy is strong today. I blame vibes, gravity, and probably myself.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The melancholy is strong today. I blame vibes, gravity, and probably myself.
I miss you, very simply, like a thought I can’t undo
Like a shadow in the doorway that still looks a bit like you
I don’t know what happened, and maybe I never will
But the questions linger softly in the spaces you left still
Like a shadow in the doorway that still looks a bit like you
I don’t know what happened, and maybe I never will
But the questions linger softly in the spaces you left still
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I miss you, very simply, like a thought I can’t undo
Like a shadow in the doorway that still looks a bit like you
I don’t know what happened, and maybe I never will
But the questions linger softly in the spaces you left still
Like a shadow in the doorway that still looks a bit like you
I don’t know what happened, and maybe I never will
But the questions linger softly in the spaces you left still
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Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Epstein survivor Anouska De Georgiou: The fact that the very people who are meant to lead this country have completely retraumatized us… it’s—I mean—it’s like being raped by the Department of Justice.
It's an in-office day today. Debating on wearing my 4 1/2-inch knee high leather boots but keeping it whimsical with my Chinga La Migra travel mug.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
It's an in-office day today. Debating on wearing my 4 1/2-inch knee high leather boots but keeping it whimsical with my Chinga La Migra travel mug.
Reposted by Ana
It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
It’s very sweet and cute that he not only planed to have lil kids there and then rolls so well with the lil kids being lil kids but I have to know whose idea the lil podium was
Free Financial Joke: "A financial advisor walks into a bar. The bartender is Bitcoin. He’s dead, but very confident."
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February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Free Financial Joke: "A financial advisor walks into a bar. The bartender is Bitcoin. He’s dead, but very confident."
Just leased office space in Hawaii and now I’m required to watch tsunami and hurricane training videos that appear to have been filmed in 1974. The production quality suggests the real lesson is surviving without modern technology. Godspeed to the cast.
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February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Just leased office space in Hawaii and now I’m required to watch tsunami and hurricane training videos that appear to have been filmed in 1974. The production quality suggests the real lesson is surviving without modern technology. Godspeed to the cast.
🏈 See you on my couch, on Sunday! 🛋️
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
🏈 See you on my couch, on Sunday! 🛋️
Babe, wake up. We have to pretend to give a fuck again.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Babe, wake up. We have to pretend to give a fuck again.
Just realized Dodger waits patiently while I get the pillows and blankets juuuust right… and only then curls up next to me with the biggest sigh. I don’t deserve this little soul. 😭
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February 5, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Just realized Dodger waits patiently while I get the pillows and blankets juuuust right… and only then curls up next to me with the biggest sigh. I don’t deserve this little soul. 😭
Bunnies stick together! 🐰 ♥️
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Bunnies stick together! 🐰 ♥️
STOP FLIRTING WITH ME AND ALSO DON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH ME.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
STOP FLIRTING WITH ME AND ALSO DON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH ME.
Stephen hates my tree.
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Stephen hates my tree.