This is the end result of what happens when your entire purpose is transactional. This interview is like that video of the two AI chatbots talking to each other. These are two people who are nothing but a put upon transaction. They are who other people want them to be

"Grandata," we used to say, "Tell us about the water that ran through the centralized systems."

I felt that same excitement about the Jaws ornaments.

I legitimately thought I was the only one who bought those ornaments.

"They are a real customer," sent me.

It's always worked for me *cough cough*!

About the Times is loving this because now they don't actually have to report on the real news for a while.

The Hershey's Store bookends makes me think it's a huge ad for peanut butter cups.

Sadly not. When we did attempt to show them the flush, they freaked out and didn't go near the toilet again for a few weeks.

We did this! It worked amazingly!

Who asked that question?

They got my letter!