eddie
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one of my friends came back from serbia with these beautiful blue hallmark-type cards that said in golden embossed cursive, i assume due to translation error,
“I Pray The Lord
That He Regret You
Every Day.”
“I Pray The Lord
That He Regret You
Every Day.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
one of my friends came back from serbia with these beautiful blue hallmark-type cards that said in golden embossed cursive, i assume due to translation error,
“I Pray The Lord
That He Regret You
Every Day.”
“I Pray The Lord
That He Regret You
Every Day.”
this thing is leaking again
December 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
this thing is leaking again
i don’t really need a picture of norm chomsky and steve bannon right now. i’m trying to get married to an italian.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i don’t really need a picture of norm chomsky and steve bannon right now. i’m trying to get married to an italian.
heres another thing i think: uhhhhhhhhhhh (regularly, ≈6 times an Hour)
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
heres another thing i think: uhhhhhhhhhhh (regularly, ≈6 times an Hour)
i think james bond would actually be a lot cooler without all the goody bespoke shit. He shoukd just keep everything in ziploc bags
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i think james bond would actually be a lot cooler without all the goody bespoke shit. He shoukd just keep everything in ziploc bags
i think a strong part of the appeal of cowboy hats is their simple but unmistakable design. this post was inspired by when i was telekinetically playing around with molten silver in my dreams last night and made 3 cowboy hats purely on accident.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i think a strong part of the appeal of cowboy hats is their simple but unmistakable design. this post was inspired by when i was telekinetically playing around with molten silver in my dreams last night and made 3 cowboy hats purely on accident.
idk if i’ve ever seen anyone in more evident psychic pain than kevin hart in those gambling ads
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
idk if i’ve ever seen anyone in more evident psychic pain than kevin hart in those gambling ads
x files is so funny bc ostensibly its all scifi shit or whatever but realistically its just “What if u stayed the same but still had a chance with like. Pam Grier”. I think its what Dandadan is trying to do but i cant confirm
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
x files is so funny bc ostensibly its all scifi shit or whatever but realistically its just “What if u stayed the same but still had a chance with like. Pam Grier”. I think its what Dandadan is trying to do but i cant confirm
awesome moment tonight where i said a girls giant house-shaped hat with leaves coming out of it was neat and did she hear he has a new book and she said “who does” and i said “danielewski” and she said “i’m a greenhouse” and walked away
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
awesome moment tonight where i said a girls giant house-shaped hat with leaves coming out of it was neat and did she hear he has a new book and she said “who does” and i said “danielewski” and she said “i’m a greenhouse” and walked away
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It's all happening on X, the everything app.
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It's all happening on X, the everything app.
Has anyone pitched some sort of legal recourse to just making Hakeem Jeffries shut the fuck up for the rest of his life
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Has anyone pitched some sort of legal recourse to just making Hakeem Jeffries shut the fuck up for the rest of his life
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reminiscing on the beautiful game Anthology of the Killer today
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
reminiscing on the beautiful game Anthology of the Killer today
[coked out of my godd amn mind] can we get Imagine Dragons to write some kind of…epic bop for or video game tv show…maybe with a Rapper of some sort
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[coked out of my godd amn mind] can we get Imagine Dragons to write some kind of…epic bop for or video game tv show…maybe with a Rapper of some sort
“IS LABUBU PAZUZU?!!” is something i would say if there were no problems anyone was experiencing anywhere on earth and also my brain had been replaced by a copy of the Lego Batman movie
July 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“IS LABUBU PAZUZU?!!” is something i would say if there were no problems anyone was experiencing anywhere on earth and also my brain had been replaced by a copy of the Lego Batman movie
I for one welcome our new marzipan overlords.
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I for one welcome our new marzipan overlords.
I wish Elon had put even one second less thought into his new political party because I think we got very close to him calling it “the Political Party”
July 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I wish Elon had put even one second less thought into his new political party because I think we got very close to him calling it “the Political Party”
i feel like red scare has been trying to appeal to no one their entire existence and are finally really succeeding
June 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i feel like red scare has been trying to appeal to no one their entire existence and are finally really succeeding
its getting so u can’t even get your own hour long Netflix Special predicated on dehumanizing vulnerable minorities anymore. Fuck me for being white I guess
June 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
its getting so u can’t even get your own hour long Netflix Special predicated on dehumanizing vulnerable minorities anymore. Fuck me for being white I guess
“Boy they dont make em like this anymore” (the other dinsoaur scientists at the dig site attack me with shovels for speaking my Truth).
June 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Boy they dont make em like this anymore” (the other dinsoaur scientists at the dig site attack me with shovels for speaking my Truth).
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I think she can do it
June 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I think she can do it
kind of a huge missed opportunity that this has never been a spiderman game mechanic
doctor octopus: oh, of course it's you, spider-man. got some more smart alec comments to make?
spider-man: [mental wheel of fortune spinning through abrasive puns, dad jokes, etc]
spider-man: [lands on BANKRUPT]
spider-man: suck my dick, old man.
doctor octopus:
spider-man:
spider-man: sorry.
spider-man: [mental wheel of fortune spinning through abrasive puns, dad jokes, etc]
spider-man: [lands on BANKRUPT]
spider-man: suck my dick, old man.
doctor octopus:
spider-man:
spider-man: sorry.
June 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
kind of a huge missed opportunity that this has never been a spiderman game mechanic
devastated that Shanice’s song for Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker is actually Not that good.
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
devastated that Shanice’s song for Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker is actually Not that good.
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the imported boers right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
the imported boers right now