Dan Moren
@dmoren.com
Author, podcaster, inexplicably a two-time Jeopardy! champion. I have the death sentence in 12 systems. He/him.
https://dmoren.com
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Trump: I hate the Hamburglar. I will make it my mission to bring the Hamburglar to justice.
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Trump: I hate the Hamburglar. I will make it my mission to bring the Hamburglar to justice.
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
<Hamburgular steps into room>
Hamburglar: Robble Robble.
Trump: oh my God, Hamburglar, so wise
Sweet. Looks cool! Congrats!
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sweet. Looks cool! Congrats!
My wife and I get like two days a year where she's off and the kid's still in daycare, so that means we can catch an 11am showing and probably make it back in time to pick him up. Probably. Priorities!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My wife and I get like two days a year where she's off and the kid's still in daycare, so that means we can catch an 11am showing and probably make it back in time to pick him up. Probably. Priorities!
The food is terrible, but the portions are so large!
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The food is terrible, but the portions are so large!
Why go through the creative difficulty of making a new movie when you can just reshoot the one you've already made?
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Why go through the creative difficulty of making a new movie when you can just reshoot the one you've already made?
Just like Jesus would have wanted.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Just like Jesus would have wanted.
You weren’t supposed to talk about Fight Club, Phil! Rule one! And two!
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You weren’t supposed to talk about Fight Club, Phil! Rule one! And two!