Still Not Dan
@dkmoorhead.bsky.social
Vanishingly few things to alarmingly few people.
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
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It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
***
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
George Thurgood Marshall and the Delaware Department of Natural Resources v. EPA Destroyers
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
John Marshall Mathers
John Marshall Mathers
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Byron White Stripes
Byron White Stripes
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
George Thurgood Marshall and the Delaware Department of Natural Resources v. EPA Destroyers
I would share mine but doing so presents a real dilemna…dammit, I mean dilemma
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I would share mine but doing so presents a real dilemna…dammit, I mean dilemma
Three stitches in my knee squeezing between two parked cars because the license plate on one was bent outward. Tetanus shot too, obvs.
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Three stitches in my knee squeezing between two parked cars because the license plate on one was bent outward. Tetanus shot too, obvs.
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.
Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.
April 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.
Apologies for the earnest sincerity. I’ll get back to spite and snark soon. Go Sharks.
Protests being “cringe” or “performative” are aesthetic arguments. Motherfuckers are sending people to literal gulags, we are well past aesthetic arguments at this point.
(Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)
(Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)
April 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Protests being “cringe” or “performative” are aesthetic arguments. Motherfuckers are sending people to literal gulags, we are well past aesthetic arguments at this point.
(Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)
(Forgive the rare earnest post, your regularly scheduled sarcasm will resume shortly)
Evanston, IL showed up. Probably 1500 people who couldn’t make it to downtown Chicago. @maddow.msnbc.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Evanston, IL showed up. Probably 1500 people who couldn’t make it to downtown Chicago. @maddow.msnbc.com
Trump take game
NEW: Nintendo is delaying preorders for its hotly anticipated Switch 2 gaming console amid tariff uncertainty
Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders delayed amid Trump tariff uncertainty
Nintendo is delaying preorders for its hotly anticipated Switch 2 gaming console.
www.axios.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Trump take game
Reposted by Still Not Dan
As a Chicagoan, I want to tell you:
People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.
People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.
January 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
As a Chicagoan, I want to tell you:
People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.
People can *say* the name of something is [whatever], but you don’t need to follow along. It’s still the Sears Tower, Comiskey, The Bean, Denali, the Gulf of Mexico, and people existing outside of the gender binary/gender assigned at birth.
Every time they show an Ohio State fan angry/happy cheering (like “fuck yeah”) a part of me wonders if they’re reacting to the play or just learning about the Jan 6 pardons.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Every time they show an Ohio State fan angry/happy cheering (like “fuck yeah”) a part of me wonders if they’re reacting to the play or just learning about the Jan 6 pardons.
Hot take: Taunting is always a bullshit penalty. Big “he hurted him widdle feewings” energy.
January 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hot take: Taunting is always a bullshit penalty. Big “he hurted him widdle feewings” energy.
So I guess this place was the bubble, huh?
November 6, 2024 at 1:40 PM
So I guess this place was the bubble, huh?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #246,594!
Yay? Ok sure, yay!
Yay? Ok sure, yay!
September 17, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #246,594!
Yay? Ok sure, yay!
Yay? Ok sure, yay!
Just remember if he ever publicly denies fucking a couch, the immediate pivot is “JD too limp to fuck a couch”
July 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Just remember if he ever publicly denies fucking a couch, the immediate pivot is “JD too limp to fuck a couch”
Between here and the bad site, my personal feed’s count is:
11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts
1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke)
Y’all can stand down, I think.
11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts
1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke)
Y’all can stand down, I think.
April 1, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Between here and the bad site, my personal feed’s count is:
11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts
1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke)
Y’all can stand down, I think.
11 posts complaining about April Fool’s Day posts
1 April Fool’s day post (a harmless and pleasant and obvious soccer joke)
Y’all can stand down, I think.
You guys…LinkedIn is down. Where am I gonna post my #grindthoughts? What about my #hustleculture? Won’t someone please think of the side hustles?!?
March 6, 2024 at 9:11 PM
You guys…LinkedIn is down. Where am I gonna post my #grindthoughts? What about my #hustleculture? Won’t someone please think of the side hustles?!?
You tellin me they actually might be giants?
ok but do these heads ever stop fuckin talking
You telling me this trick is cheap?
August 16, 2023 at 11:42 PM
You tellin me they actually might be giants?
I am, apparently, “using my phone’s flashlight to determine if there’s a splinter in there or not” years old.
July 24, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I am, apparently, “using my phone’s flashlight to determine if there’s a splinter in there or not” years old.
Remember when you were like 3 days out of school and got a work project and turned it back in really quickly because you wanted to impress the boss and the boss was like “ok you only did like half of this and the half you did is sloppy?”
Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com
Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com
July 24, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Remember when you were like 3 days out of school and got a work project and turned it back in really quickly because you wanted to impress the boss and the boss was like “ok you only did like half of this and the half you did is sloppy?”
Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com
Anyway, congrats on the launch of “X” at Twitter dot com
I have never been this comfortable in my entire life.
July 6, 2023 at 4:03 PM
I have never been this comfortable in my entire life.