Strahd Von Zarovich
@djstrahd.me
I am the ancient. I am the land. Once more Barovia's sassiest vampire. Occasional pirate DJ. He/him. Bi 🏳️🌈 (Parody account run by Jason Mical, author: https://linktr.ee/jasonmical )
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Strahd Von Zarovich
@djstrahd.me
· Dec 1
Hi! I'm Jason Mical, a writer who runs this account to have fun, spread joy, and talk shop. Work appears in The Expanse RPG, Eclipse Phase, KSP, & more! Current: a complete history of the Quest for Glory series. WIP: a cozy road trip paranormal romance.
Damn it, Etsy witches were an important plot point in my WIP
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Damn it, Etsy witches were an important plot point in my WIP
@itsberru.bsky.social Hey! Are you taking commissions at the moment?
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
@itsberru.bsky.social Hey! Are you taking commissions at the moment?
Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character? Wrong Answers Only.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character? Wrong Answers Only.
Patriots more like Puntriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Patriots more like Puntriots
OOC: I have been working on my own lighthearted romance book for the last couple of years, about a fae prince and a Greek goddess who fall in love. It may be another year before it's done. And I don't mind, because I'm having a ton of fun writing the story I want to write without the help of AI
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
OOC: I have been working on my own lighthearted romance book for the last couple of years, about a fae prince and a Greek goddess who fall in love. It may be another year before it's done. And I don't mind, because I'm having a ton of fun writing the story I want to write without the help of AI
OOC: My furnace was replaced in October and it died in the middle of the night last night and my house is an absolute icebox. Counting down the hours until the tech gets here.
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
OOC: My furnace was replaced in October and it died in the middle of the night last night and my house is an absolute icebox. Counting down the hours until the tech gets here.
After yesterday's technical difficulties, DJ Strahd is back spinning some fine Sovietwave beats: a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
After yesterday's technical difficulties, DJ Strahd is back spinning some fine Sovietwave beats: a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
Tune in as I spin records from my Sovietwave collection today! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Tune in as I spin records from my Sovietwave collection today! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
It's only Dread if it came from the actual Domains of Dread. Otherwise it's sparkling horror
February 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
It's only Dread if it came from the actual Domains of Dread. Otherwise it's sparkling horror
Strahd to Azalin:
Roses are red,
Barovia is a mudhole
Let's put some components
In our shared magical bowl
uwu
Roses are red,
Barovia is a mudhole
Let's put some components
In our shared magical bowl
uwu
February 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Strahd to Azalin:
Roses are red,
Barovia is a mudhole
Let's put some components
In our shared magical bowl
uwu
Roses are red,
Barovia is a mudhole
Let's put some components
In our shared magical bowl
uwu
Shitting yourself on live TV is such a Duke Gundar move
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Shitting yourself on live TV is such a Duke Gundar move
New record alert! DJ Strahd is live with a new addition to my collection, Lemon Crush by L'Avenue! Enjoy some sun-soaked chillwave jams. More L'Avenue on deck! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
New record alert! DJ Strahd is live with a new addition to my collection, Lemon Crush by L'Avenue! Enjoy some sun-soaked chillwave jams. More L'Avenue on deck! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
I will never stop dunking on Soth
Because his helmet is like a basketball hoop and it makes me want to dunk things into it
Because his helmet is like a basketball hoop and it makes me want to dunk things into it
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I will never stop dunking on Soth
Because his helmet is like a basketball hoop and it makes me want to dunk things into it
Because his helmet is like a basketball hoop and it makes me want to dunk things into it
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Lord Sloth, amirite? (name from Tracy Hickman's Godzillalance ©1996)
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Lord Sloth, amirite? (name from Tracy Hickman's Godzillalance ©1996)
Upon further reflection, Lord Soth is actually the most pathetic one of us
Low budget 80s heavy metal album cover Darklord
Low budget 80s heavy metal album cover Darklord
Who is the most pathetic Darklord?
Trick question, it's all of us
Trick question, it's all of us
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Upon further reflection, Lord Soth is actually the most pathetic one of us
Low budget 80s heavy metal album cover Darklord
Low budget 80s heavy metal album cover Darklord
Who is the most pathetic Darklord?
Trick question, it's all of us
Trick question, it's all of us
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Who is the most pathetic Darklord?
Trick question, it's all of us
Trick question, it's all of us
I'm back from lunch and spinning Kate Rusby's amazing Yorkshire sounds on her cover album "Hand Me Down" a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I'm back from lunch and spinning Kate Rusby's amazing Yorkshire sounds on her cover album "Hand Me Down" a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
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The turntable is hot and I'm spinning some classic Johnny Cash, tune in if that's you're thing! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The turntable is hot and I'm spinning some classic Johnny Cash, tune in if that's you're thing! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
And we're back after a brief lunch break! We'll finish Johnny Cash and then dive into an album of Kate Rusby singing cover songs! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
And we're back after a brief lunch break! We'll finish Johnny Cash and then dive into an album of Kate Rusby singing cover songs! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
*chef's kiss*
When I was just a baby, my mama told me, "Strahd,
Always be a good boy, don't deal with dark gods,"
But I killed Sergei in my castle and now I'll never die
Then Tatyana jumped, I hang my head and cry...
Always be a good boy, don't deal with dark gods,"
But I killed Sergei in my castle and now I'll never die
Then Tatyana jumped, I hang my head and cry...
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
*chef's kiss*
The turntable is hot and I'm spinning some classic Johnny Cash, tune in if that's you're thing! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
DJStrahd
a7.asurahosting.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The turntable is hot and I'm spinning some classic Johnny Cash, tune in if that's you're thing! a7.asurahosting.com/public/djstr...
"There's a saying that every story is allowed one convenient coincidence, so ours will be that all of the players' characters enter [the dungeon] at the same time and meet in the same place."
I love writing RPGs
I love writing RPGs
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
"There's a saying that every story is allowed one convenient coincidence, so ours will be that all of the players' characters enter [the dungeon] at the same time and meet in the same place."
I love writing RPGs
I love writing RPGs
Should I finish Cyberpunk or start Deathloop
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Should I finish Cyberpunk or start Deathloop
Lord Soft
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Lord Soft