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DJ Convoy
@djconvoy.bsky.social
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You: someone on Bluesky. Me: a misanthrope.

Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries

Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~!

Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/
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Christ Jesus, the battle I just had with Deviant Art to post this fucking thing. Like, share and subscribe or whatever; I hate computers

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Mr. Green by DJConvoy on DeviantArt
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December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Happy Dan DeCarlo day to those who celebrate. Emulating his style is a joy (a painful joy for my withered, old hands, but a joy nonetheless). Here's what I consider to be my best job on ripping of one of his works:

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December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Happy birthday to the greatest of all.time; Big John Buscema

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Clash of the Titans by DJConvoy on DeviantArt
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December 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Street Fighter character posters look like hot garbage
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Unmoved by Dynamite, possibly more of a me problem than a them problem, I cranked out column inches for you, LA PUBLICA, anyway:

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More Dangerous Than Dynamite: Sucks me in when you’re aloof
Gotta be honest with you, gang… and if I weren’t, there’d be no point to me writing this OR you reading it: this was another week where I don’t feel like I have much to say.…
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December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Solid match. Joe's chest is burger meat
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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That power slam is darn purty
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Hahahahaha
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Ugh. Like poison it tastes
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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A draw?!
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Nice NXT face, dork
December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Oh god, that back welt
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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That about sucked 😬
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Like, if everybody would quit carrying the milly in A FUCKING DUFFEL BAG, maybe it would quit attracting so much trouble
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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RAWTHER
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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RIGHT IN THE REMOVED BRAIN
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Would love for Hangman and Hobbsy to start having a bit of a permanent rivalry
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Never trust a satchelass by DJConvoy on DeviantArt
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December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I don't really care one way or the other about the OG, but that ersatz version of the Logical Song makes me wanna do harm to myself via sharpened Xmas tree
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Luchasaurus now has heat with me for taking out Hech y Clon
December 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Don't rag on Mark Davis' cord
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Put some STANK on that Rainmaker
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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NO HIS PRECIOUS GROIN
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Drop kick in da FAAACE
December 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I'll be the dickhead and say I would have much preferred Okada and Darby
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM