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DJ Convoy

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You: someone on Bluesky. Me: a misanthrope. Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~! Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/

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DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 4h

ANYTHING Matt says with a SHAKER full of salt

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 4h

Here's the thing; Matt Hardy isn't wrong (at least in some respects). However, he IS a self important douchebag who should have retired YEARS ago and has been riding off of the coattails of his more talented but even less worthy of 2nd, 3rd or 4th chances brother for DECADES. I think you can safely

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Chris DePetrillo @zackmalibu.bsky.social · 6h

Been a minute since I shared any of Little Zack's artwork. Here's a Simpsons drawing he started working on on Monday. @djconvoy.bsky.social

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 5h

That's fantastic! I did a lot of Simpsons style art in my middle and high school years and it looks as good as anything I was cranking out back then!

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 6h

Oh my god, new SUGAR

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 15h

Julie. In a walk.

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 17h

Sigh.

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 17h

I think there's something to that, yeah

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 17h

In fairness, neither was returned man Mark Davis! Obviously he's on the way out of AEW 😉

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 21h

Which seems to be the real answer, btw

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Zombie Warren Hayes (spooky) @mrwarrenhayes.show · 1d

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DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

They should be done with HIM looking at that lineup! :D

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

well yeah, exactly... and then LA Park, bless his heart, is the most mercurial, fickle flake

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

Now THAT makes a lot more sense than some of the weird speculation I'm seeing

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

well, that's two flakes being flakey together :D

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

A GOOD BOSS

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

it's literally a list of people you would not want to be stuck at sea with :D

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

and think of what's more likely; Andrade blowing the deal already / WWE intervening or he just wasn't figured into the booking at Daily's?

I'd howl, I'd CACKLE with glee if Andrade wasn't legally able to work / already blew it. I'd do ten I told you so victory laps! But c'mon

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

his debut. The episode of Dynamite where he debuted would have been pulled from MAX and scrubbed. The fact he isn't on the roster page tells me that maybe his debut was a real last minute thing and speaks of oversight, not conspiracy.

We have to use Occam's razor (not the stinky tag team) sometimes

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

on fire for whatever reason) but... guys. Use some critical thinking. Andrade debuted TWO episodes of Dynamite ago. What's more likely; he already flamed out (or there was WWE legal wrangling) or he simply wasn't booked for Daily's? If it was a legality issue, AEW would have pulled the YT clip of

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

Amongst a couple of my circles, people seem to think Andrade is either already done with AEW or got into trouble somehow (legal, personal, whatever) largely because

HE WASN'T ON DYNAMITE LAST WEEK.

I don't know if like Alvarez speculated or something (like he did with Izzy and it set the internet

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

😂

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

that's a nope from me, dog :D

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

That Xabungle toy was a stand in for Optimus Prime for me until I got a Rodimus

DJ Convoy @djconvoy.bsky.social · 1d

Takeshita / ZSJ started a bit slow but was excellent by the end. Turning point was probably the hilarious slap / strike exchange where ZSJ slapped Takeshita until earning a Takeshita elbow strike. Red Shoes sold it and then looked at ZSJ and threw out his arms as if to say "what did you expect?"