I'm a shorty so my legs are never longer than others'. I assume, whenever I ask people if we can compare leg lenghts they look at me funny and run away.
Thanks, I'll bere all night. Because with my short legs it takes FOREVER to walk away.

That sucks. I hope things heat up soon.

If you pour out the soup and leave the vegetables..

This is why I love you.

I was going to argue against that, but my brain is out of blood. It usually runs on soup anyway. Men are pretty shitty. I wonder what world where women had the domineering role from the start would have looked like. Should write an alt history novel about. Anyway. Sorry.

Sorry, can't think of a punchline.

I made almost the exact same plea, only it was about a sandwich with mayo.
But, I hope you get what you need, asap.
What did one snowman tattoo say to the other?!

Life's a bitch and then you fry.

I math that remark. <3