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Robert Pattinson as emo Batman with lots of messy black eye shadow. A word balloon indicates he is saying the quoted text.
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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You're older than my DAD
A Hark a Vagrant comic showing author Kate Beaton visiting a kindergarten. Title, Hag. Panel 1, a kid asks, Ummm, how old are you? Panel 2, Kate says, I'm thirty three. Panel 3, all the kids look horrified. They are shocked, they are appalled. They've never heard something so awful. Panel 4, a different kid says, you're older than my DAD!
September 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Me: Now that I've earned my new degree, perhaps I'll try to get a promotion by moving to a new, better job at another workplace!

The Trump economy: lol, lmao, no
A graph of new jobs by month from August 2024 to August 2025. January through April 2025 when Trump was in office are notably much lower than August through December 2024. May through August 2025 are very very low, and July 2025 is negative, meaning more jobs were lost than gained.
September 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Martin Prince from the Simpsons saying the quoted text.
August 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Life imitates art...
A blond female Philly Phanatic says "I don't know if we should be doing this." Another one with an Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction haircut looms over her seductively. The blonde one stares into her eyes as the Uma one puts her hand up to the blonde-ones Birdo-like orifice. The blonde one, with feigned reluctance, says "your husband is my boss." They kiss deeply. At the Toxic Yuri Writer's Group: Philadelphia chapter, a hot and bothered woman says to her friend "yeah, this is some good shit right here..."
July 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Bort bort bort!
Screenshot from the Simpsons showing Bart Simpson standing next to a spinner rack of novelty license plates. Every plate on the rack says BORT.
June 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The hand clasp meme. One hand is labeled, my prom date. The other is labeled, Dune Awakening's busted respawn. It is implied they are agreeing on the quoted link, Dune Awakening's busted respawn left me naked and alone in the middle of nowhere.
June 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Do-do dodo-dodo...
Screenshot of Mario in an underground level. All the bricks are blue and the background is black to indicate that it's dark.
June 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Daredevil's (brief) wife, Milla Donovan
Comic book image of Milla Donovan, a blind woman with short black hair. She is taking off her sunglasses to reveal her eyes.
May 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Jim Halbert? This guy?
Screenshot of actor Randall Park from his cameo on The Office.
May 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Image of Gonzo the muppet with a speech bubble that makes it look like he's saying the quoted text. If you pretend he is Gonzo Lubitch, this is very funny.
May 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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John Cleese in the "Dead Parrot" sketch from Monty Python, with a cartoon word bubble that makes it look like he is speaking the quoted text. You have to imagine saying these things in an outraged, affronted, incredulous voice.
May 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I'm just now realizing that Maggie looks a lot like the Dairy Fairy from some old Kraft commercials.
Child-like drawing of the Dairy Fairy. She is a black and white cartoon cow with a princess crown and fairy wings. The drawing is intended to show that this is how a kid is imagining her.
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Picrew image that kind of looks like Anne. She has short hair, a black long sleeve shirt, and she's reading Camus.
March 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Self-described 'prompt-engineers' be like "yep, here's your problem:"
Imagine from the Simpsons. A bored jaded repair man holds up a living Krusty the Clown doll that's been trying to murder Homer. He says, yep, here's your problem. Someone set this baby to evil. He points to the Good Evil switch on the back of the doll.
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A black and white cartoon from the New Yorker. A mom and child are at the dinner table. The mom says, It's broccoli, dear. The child says, I say it's spinach, and I say to hell with it.
February 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I did appreciate this recent photo where he looks like an absolute goober, just the dumbest ugliest sumbitch who ever fell off a turnip truck.
Photo of Elon Musk in the Oval Office. He's adjusting his ball cap and has a shit eating grin, like maybe he's about to doff his hat to acknowledge the fattest pumpkin at the county fair.
February 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Sorry, too tired to send help...
A cosplayer dressed as Sailor Uranus holds a can of PBR and a lit cigarette. She looks exhausted. Another cosplayer dressed as Sailor Neptune is asleep on the floor behind her.
February 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I remember seeing the news when a man coughed up a blood clot shaped like the inside of his lung.

I thought, "I can't believe someone lived through through!"

But he didn't. He died like 10 minutes later.
News article with headline Somehow a man coughed up an intact blood clot shaped like a lung passage. Below the headline is a photo of the clot, which looks like a bright red tree.
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This handsome fellow heard we need more cats on the timeline.
My cat, who has white fur, is sitting with his arms folded, facing the camera. He looks intersted in what I'm doing.
February 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Image of the elf wizard Frieren from the anime Frieren Journey's End.
February 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Lying Cat, a large blue hairless cat from the Saga comic, says LYING.
January 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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My library is starting a small staff picks section, and we each get to contribute one title (at a time).

I had to wrack my brain a bit to find something that I loved, that we have.

First up, a dark comedy about journalists visiting a country governed by a farcically corrupt, dystopian tyranny.

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Book cover for Travels in Nihilon, a novel by Alan Sillitoe, author of The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner. This cover has the black silhoutte of man riding a bicycle against a pink background.
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I genuinely enjoyed the time Jimmy Olsen disguised himself as "Irresponsible Blogger Timmy Olsen" and kept filming obnoxious prank videos around Gotham.
8 panel comic page from Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen. This is a montage of scenes from Jimmy's web videos. In panel 1, Jimmy who is in disguise, smiles at the camera and says, What up suckers? You liked and subscribed to Irresponsible Blogger Timmy Olsen! I'd say thanks, but I don't give a swear. The winner of last week's send Timmy Your PIN contest wanted more of me making a bunch of these Gotham basics cry like Crime Alley orphans, so buckle up! In panel 2, Timmy is attending a press conference for the mayor of Gotham. He says, Yo, Mr Mayor, is it true Gotham is Latin for God's Toilet. The mayor looks surprised and says, What? I don't! In panel 3, Timmy winks at the camera. A caption says, U Got Ol-snapped. In panel 4, Timmy is wearing a beekeeper's outfit and is standing with Doctor Fate, who wears a gold helmet. Timmy says, Check it out! What if we put bees in this dude's hat? Doctor Fate says, My helmet? Who are you? How did? In panel 5, Doctor Fate clutches his head while bees fly around his helmet. He says, God lord, my allergies! Timmy is in his beekeeper's suit. He makes a peace sign to the camera and says, Gramz! A caption says, U got Ol-snapped. In panel 6, Timmy is in the park in front of a food truck. There are many customers. All in disguise as the Joker. Timmy whispers to the camera, Yo yo yo, how many Jokers at the Cookie Pagoda til Batman notices. In panel 7, Timmy looks over his shoulder at the many Jokers. In panel 8, he whispers to the camera, We're up to seventeen!
January 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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babe wake up, new trad wife propaganda just dropped
Screen shot of the intro to a guest essay in the New York Times. It says The household chores you're avoiding are key to a deeper life. I used to consider the work I needed to do around the house expendable. I now see it as integral to my and my family's happiness.
January 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM