Divyaswor Makai
@divyaswor.bsky.social
Full stack developer. Dad jokes.
Remote work is the future. OPEN TO COLLABORATE.
I am not that active anywhere, but you can still check out my profiles.
https://www.divyaswormakai.com
Most of the posts are jokes.
Remote work is the future. OPEN TO COLLABORATE.
I am not that active anywhere, but you can still check out my profiles.
https://www.divyaswormakai.com
Most of the posts are jokes.
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Divyaswor Makai
@divyaswor.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Nepali Translation (divyaswormakai's reviewed & some changes) by whoisanku · Pull Request #7033 · bluesky-social/social-app
I looked over the PR #6943 from @divyaswormakai , looks good on his side most of the things but added some additional changes to make it better on language side.
github.com
What do you call a small mother?
A minimum.
A minimum.
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What do you call a small mother?
A minimum.
A minimum.
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist, and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same middle name.
Same middle name.
January 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What do Kermit the Frog, John the Baptist, and Vlad the Impaler have in common?
Same middle name.
Same middle name.
What's the difference between a politician and a pig?
They're spelled different.
They're spelled different.
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What's the difference between a politician and a pig?
They're spelled different.
They're spelled different.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was odd.
Because 7 was odd.
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was odd.
Because 7 was odd.
Why would a future pornstar end up being on the cover of her high school yearbook?
She was voted Most Likely To Suck Seed
She was voted Most Likely To Suck Seed
January 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why would a future pornstar end up being on the cover of her high school yearbook?
She was voted Most Likely To Suck Seed
She was voted Most Likely To Suck Seed
Why do Catholics smell so good?
Because of all the popery.
Because of all the popery.
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Why do Catholics smell so good?
Because of all the popery.
Because of all the popery.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does,
please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does,
please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Orion's Belt isn't all that great.
It's just a huge waist of space.
It's just a huge waist of space.
January 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Orion's Belt isn't all that great.
It's just a huge waist of space.
It's just a huge waist of space.
I used to have a stepladder at my job, but it disappeared.
Just like my real ladder.
Just like my real ladder.
January 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I used to have a stepladder at my job, but it disappeared.
Just like my real ladder.
Just like my real ladder.
Have you guys heard the latest scandal that Musk misappropriated Tesla funds to pay for penis enlargement surgery?
The press is calling it Elongate.
The press is calling it Elongate.
January 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Have you guys heard the latest scandal that Musk misappropriated Tesla funds to pay for penis enlargement surgery?
The press is calling it Elongate.
The press is calling it Elongate.
In communist China, government tell you what can and can't say.
In capitalist America, government decide what corporation tell you what you can and can't say.
In capitalist America, government decide what corporation tell you what you can and can't say.
January 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
In communist China, government tell you what can and can't say.
In capitalist America, government decide what corporation tell you what you can and can't say.
In capitalist America, government decide what corporation tell you what you can and can't say.
My boss calls me a “the computer”
because I fall asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.
because I fall asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
My boss calls me a “the computer”
because I fall asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.
because I fall asleep when unattended after 15 minutes.
Why is Dwayne Johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?
Because Rock beats scissors
Because Rock beats scissors
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why is Dwayne Johnson the only man who can turn lesbians?
Because Rock beats scissors
Because Rock beats scissors
Why does America not use the metric system?
Because they have a foot fetish.
Because they have a foot fetish.
January 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why does America not use the metric system?
Because they have a foot fetish.
Because they have a foot fetish.
So a pasta salesman walks up to a pimp and tries to trade product for sex. He says...
"Penne for your thots?"
"Penne for your thots?"
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So a pasta salesman walks up to a pimp and tries to trade product for sex. He says...
"Penne for your thots?"
"Penne for your thots?"
When I was interviewed for a job, I was told I would start at $2,000 a month, and then after six months, I’d get $2,500 a month.
I told her I would start in six months.
I told her I would start in six months.
January 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When I was interviewed for a job, I was told I would start at $2,000 a month, and then after six months, I’d get $2,500 a month.
I told her I would start in six months.
I told her I would start in six months.
Me and another cook were in a heated debate about how our new salad should be presented.
We got fired for chopping it up.
We got fired for chopping it up.
January 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me and another cook were in a heated debate about how our new salad should be presented.
We got fired for chopping it up.
We got fired for chopping it up.
I asked my friend why he only wore his N95 in church.
He said that his doctor had told him to wear his mask religiously.
He said that his doctor had told him to wear his mask religiously.
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I asked my friend why he only wore his N95 in church.
He said that his doctor had told him to wear his mask religiously.
He said that his doctor had told him to wear his mask religiously.
How did the burglar enter the house?
He got intruda-window.
He got intruda-window.
January 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
How did the burglar enter the house?
He got intruda-window.
He got intruda-window.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. I said…
That would be a big step forward.
That would be a big step forward.
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. I said…
That would be a big step forward.
That would be a big step forward.
I used to confuse orgasm and organic.
But now the difference comes naturally.
But now the difference comes naturally.
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I used to confuse orgasm and organic.
But now the difference comes naturally.
But now the difference comes naturally.
Relationships are like algebra.
Sometimes I’ll look at the X and wonder Y.
Sometimes I’ll look at the X and wonder Y.
January 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Relationships are like algebra.
Sometimes I’ll look at the X and wonder Y.
Sometimes I’ll look at the X and wonder Y.
What has ears but never listens?
A corn field…….
A corn field…….
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What has ears but never listens?
A corn field…….
A corn field…….
The government decided to phase out coins in our currency today.
This country just has no cents anymore.
This country just has no cents anymore.
January 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The government decided to phase out coins in our currency today.
This country just has no cents anymore.
This country just has no cents anymore.
My doctor told me to put an end to drinking brake fluid
I told him I can stop anytime
I told him I can stop anytime
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My doctor told me to put an end to drinking brake fluid
I told him I can stop anytime
I told him I can stop anytime