Send love to England by... Eating a ukulele??

That's the exact face I was making the whole time

Mine asked me if I had ever wished I was tall. I asked if that meant she didn't think I was already tall. She said "well... I'm almost the same height as you and I'M not tall..."

Stay tuned for the spreadsheet where I figure out, mathematically, whether I am overreacting in any given situation.

Let's fucking go