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I can be everyone's lesbian husband
My Dad is eating cheese and he keeps muttering "eating my cheese... Eating my cheese..." Under his breath. I guess there's a reason I am the way I am.
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My Dad is eating cheese and he keeps muttering "eating my cheese... Eating my cheese..." Under his breath. I guess there's a reason I am the way I am.
I've only been home ten minutes and my father is already holding a lit candle with a pliers. Looking forward to Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I've only been home ten minutes and my father is already holding a lit candle with a pliers. Looking forward to Christmas.
I should be allowed to get into arguments with people as Gaeilge more I'd have such better insults.
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I should be allowed to get into arguments with people as Gaeilge more I'd have such better insults.
I've done it I've figured out love I know what it is now definitely. And this will never change.
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I've done it I've figured out love I know what it is now definitely. And this will never change.
If you have a trio of friends and one of you can't make the hangout it is the duty of the other two to talk about the missing third like either proud or concerned parents.
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you have a trio of friends and one of you can't make the hangout it is the duty of the other two to talk about the missing third like either proud or concerned parents.
Sometimes getting a pint spilled over you is good for your karaoke performance it turns out.
December 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes getting a pint spilled over you is good for your karaoke performance it turns out.
In this house we love the creature
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
In this house we love the creature
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Being in the centre of a group photo and sitting up straight while everyone else leans in to get in the shot so you look like jesus at the last supper
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hang on kid's bones are GREEN????
I may have been misgendered in this first aid course but so was one of the cis men doing it so I think I win actually
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I may have been misgendered in this first aid course but so was one of the cis men doing it so I think I win actually
Doing my first aid course wearing the t-shirt I had made from my MRI photos of my fractured foot. Do you think the paramedics will find this funny.
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Doing my first aid course wearing the t-shirt I had made from my MRI photos of my fractured foot. Do you think the paramedics will find this funny.
I am going to build a home free of evil spoons, thereby breaking a cycle of trauma that has been ongoing in my family for generations.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I am going to build a home free of evil spoons, thereby breaking a cycle of trauma that has been ongoing in my family for generations.
The children yearn for the toxic yaoi
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The children yearn for the toxic yaoi
Sibling Mitski discussion circle
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sibling Mitski discussion circle
Every time I visit my family I learn something new and insane about their current residence. Last time the dishes were in the filing cabinet. Now none of the light switches are light switches. I will never be able to Intuit my way around this place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Every time I visit my family I learn something new and insane about their current residence. Last time the dishes were in the filing cabinet. Now none of the light switches are light switches. I will never be able to Intuit my way around this place.
I'm in a bad place rn. And by that I mean Ennis train station.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm in a bad place rn. And by that I mean Ennis train station.
Ar an traein arís
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Ar an traein arís
Had a horrible stress dream that someone asked me on a date. Woke up feeling like I was being hunted for sport. I'm doing fine.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Had a horrible stress dream that someone asked me on a date. Woke up feeling like I was being hunted for sport. I'm doing fine.
No better way to keep your ego in check than hanging out with younger siblings. They are completely without mercy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
No better way to keep your ego in check than hanging out with younger siblings. They are completely without mercy.
"Men and women can never just be friends"? You guys don't even seem to like each other when you're in a relationship what do you MEAN
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Men and women can never just be friends"? You guys don't even seem to like each other when you're in a relationship what do you MEAN
I'm clearing out my wardrobe and because I'm normal I've decided to make a spreadsheet cataloguing and categorising every item of clothing I own so that I can decide what to keep.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm clearing out my wardrobe and because I'm normal I've decided to make a spreadsheet cataloguing and categorising every item of clothing I own so that I can decide what to keep.
Too many onion ring...
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Too many onion ring...
I may be misunderstanding social cues but I'm doing it in a new, fun way that makes everyone intrigued by me and whatever I have going on
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I may be misunderstanding social cues but I'm doing it in a new, fun way that makes everyone intrigued by me and whatever I have going on
I really feel like I was born to be the age that I am right now
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I really feel like I was born to be the age that I am right now
My schedule for this morning:
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My schedule for this morning:
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview
6am-7am: get to the train
7am-8am: yearning (on the train)
8am-10am: practise for interview