Bandit Heeler [#1 Best Dad]
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NSFW and 18+ themes present.
no art used here belongs to me. each piece belongs to their respective artists.
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“ oi' mate. don’t just stare
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
come 'n help an old dog out~. "
|| deleting that post cause I just realized it was AI art 💔💔
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
|| deleting that post cause I just realized it was AI art 💔💔
well, then that makes two of them.
he’s seen him around from time to time and he’s exactly Bandit’s type of canine!
don’t mind calling out to him.
"hey there, mate! mind comin' here for a sec?”
he’s seen him around from time to time and he’s exactly Bandit’s type of canine!
don’t mind calling out to him.
"hey there, mate! mind comin' here for a sec?”
Good, he's been dreaming of spending time with Bandit for a long while now...
who wouldn’t wanna give him attention? he’s such a cutie!
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
well, then that makes two of them.
he’s seen him around from time to time and he’s exactly Bandit’s type of canine!
don’t mind calling out to him.
"hey there, mate! mind comin' here for a sec?”
he’s seen him around from time to time and he’s exactly Bandit’s type of canine!
don’t mind calling out to him.
"hey there, mate! mind comin' here for a sec?”
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♡ for an interaction
♡+⟳ to make it a full starter
♡+⟳ to make it a full starter
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
♡ for an interaction
♡+⟳ to make it a full starter
♡+⟳ to make it a full starter
who wouldn’t wanna give him attention? he’s such a cutie!
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
He's embarrassed from all the attention he's getting...
"Wruff!"
"Wruff!"
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
who wouldn’t wanna give him attention? he’s such a cutie!
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
in fact— he’s even got Bandit’s attention with that bark.
his ear twitches as he turns around, Howard now having his attention. he gave a grin, his chest puffing out a bit proudly at the compliment as he wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead.
"thanks, mate! lookin' pretty good over there yer' self. today’s quite the scorcher, isn’t it?"
"thanks, mate! lookin' pretty good over there yer' self. today’s quite the scorcher, isn’t it?"
He's basically feasting his hungry needy eyes on that bulge. The man, in all his thickness and girth, hanging out in nary but a small air of briefs, imagine the smell in those skivvies.
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
and he hasn’t even noticed yet, just letting it all hang out as he gives a relaxed huff. he’s just.. airing it all out right now. it was definitely a scorcher today.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
his ear twitches as he turns around, Howard now having his attention. he gave a grin, his chest puffing out a bit proudly at the compliment as he wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead.
"thanks, mate! lookin' pretty good over there yer' self. today’s quite the scorcher, isn’t it?"
"thanks, mate! lookin' pretty good over there yer' self. today’s quite the scorcher, isn’t it?"
oh—
he needs him so badly…
he needs him so badly…
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
oh—
he needs him so badly…
he needs him so badly…
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𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦...
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦...
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his morning coffee is a must… he’s a sleepy dad doggo.
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
his morning coffee is a must… he’s a sleepy dad doggo.
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big and sweaty DILF ass on the TL.
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
big and sweaty DILF ass on the TL.
and he hasn’t even noticed yet, just letting it all hang out as he gives a relaxed huff. he’s just.. airing it all out right now. it was definitely a scorcher today.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
most accurate description of him.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
and he hasn’t even noticed yet, just letting it all hang out as he gives a relaxed huff. he’s just.. airing it all out right now. it was definitely a scorcher today.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
his man-stink is POTENT today.
the garde better be a bit more careful with how much he inhales or he might just get intoxicated. although, Bandit isn’t gonna stop him either way~.
the garde better be a bit more careful with how much he inhales or he might just get intoxicated. although, Bandit isn’t gonna stop him either way~.
♦️: SSNNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF~~!!
#seductivesunday #pokemonrp #pkmnrp #blueskyrp #lewdrp #erp #smutrp #gayrp
#seductivesunday #pokemonrp #pkmnrp #blueskyrp #lewdrp #erp #smutrp #gayrp
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
his man-stink is POTENT today.
the garde better be a bit more careful with how much he inhales or he might just get intoxicated. although, Bandit isn’t gonna stop him either way~.
the garde better be a bit more careful with how much he inhales or he might just get intoxicated. although, Bandit isn’t gonna stop him either way~.
he offers…
musky balls as tribute.
musky balls as tribute.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
he offers…
musky balls as tribute.
musky balls as tribute.
most accurate description of him.
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
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November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
most accurate description of him.
“i want kisses…"
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“i want kisses…"
this is how fluffy he is by the way.
he rarely ever trims his fur.
he rarely ever trims his fur.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this is how fluffy he is by the way.
he rarely ever trims his fur.
he rarely ever trims his fur.
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now that he’s back…
cuddles are in order! he’s still as big and soft as ever after all.
cuddles are in order! he’s still as big and soft as ever after all.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
now that he’s back…
cuddles are in order! he’s still as big and soft as ever after all.
cuddles are in order! he’s still as big and soft as ever after all.
|| guys im back sorry i got so caught up with real life stuff. but also my birthday was 3 days ago! i’m 19 now, yay.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
|| guys im back sorry i got so caught up with real life stuff. but also my birthday was 3 days ago! i’m 19 now, yay.
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"ɦɛʏ ҡɨɖ, ɖօռ't ɢօ ɖʀօաɨռɢ օռ ʍɛ աɦɨʟɛ ɨ'ʍ օռ tɦɛ ʝօɮ. . ."
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
October 29, 2024 at 3:43 PM
"ɦɛʏ ҡɨɖ, ɖօռ't ɢօ ɖʀօաɨռɢ օռ ʍɛ աɦɨʟɛ ɨ'ʍ օռ tɦɛ ʝօɮ. . ."
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
🌊 DILF aռtɦʀօ ʄɛʀaʟɨɢatʀ
🌊 աօʀҡs as a ʟɨʄɛɢʊaʀɖ at tɦɛ ɮɛaċɦ aռɖ քօօʟ
🌊 (ռ)sʄա & ʟɛաɖ tɦɛʍɛs
". . .աօʊʟɖ ɮɛ a sɦaʍɛ ɨʄ ɨ ɦaʋɛ tօ ɢɨʋɛ ʏօʊ ċքʀ~"
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once again came that dumb grin. although this time there seemed to be more to it. perhaps a sense of lust?
"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
once again came that dumb grin. although this time there seemed to be more to it. perhaps a sense of lust?
"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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"oh, darling.. you really just want a quick peek when you can get the WHOLE package~?”
he asked, the bulge in his pants growing larger by the second almost looking as if it was pulsing.
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he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
he’s got quite the treat for everyone this Halloween! two of them in fact.
pick your poison~.
pick your poison~.
“very, very your type, huh..?”
while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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November 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“very, very your type, huh..?”
while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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while saying this he leaned closer to them as if to tease. his breath smelled of the alcohol he’d just drank, the stench wafting right towards their face.
"well… since we’re both each other’s types, then that means we can be honest with ourselves~.”
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