Howard B. Phelps
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"Hey there! Nice weather we're having, eh?"
Howard B. Phelps (PhD)
Switch | Selective | Sensual
Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~
Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy
[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]
❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless
Art by Phosbara on Twitter
Howard B. Phelps (PhD)
Switch | Selective | Sensual
Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~
Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy
[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]
❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless
Art by Phosbara on Twitter
"Then don your cutest lingerie on and let's go to my car."
He grinned and reached his fingers between her cheeks, brushing up to where her nether were, feeling their heat.
"Shall we also up the ante by wearing nothing else in the car ride ~?"
He grinned and reached his fingers between her cheeks, brushing up to where her nether were, feeling their heat.
"Shall we also up the ante by wearing nothing else in the car ride ~?"
"Trust me dear if i enjoy it you might get more than my panties~"
The oversized woman replied as she began to blush from his grope and squeeze of her fat pillow-like ass.
Red-faced as she slowly pushed her rear into his grasp.
"Well wanna head somewhere more private to start testing?~
//dms?
The oversized woman replied as she began to blush from his grope and squeeze of her fat pillow-like ass.
Red-faced as she slowly pushed her rear into his grasp.
"Well wanna head somewhere more private to start testing?~
//dms?
"Oh I would gladly try my skill. I'll just need your panties to wipe up and... Savor any extra mess you might squirt out~"
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Then don your cutest lingerie on and let's go to my car."
He grinned and reached his fingers between her cheeks, brushing up to where her nether were, feeling their heat.
"Shall we also up the ante by wearing nothing else in the car ride ~?"
He grinned and reached his fingers between her cheeks, brushing up to where her nether were, feeling their heat.
"Shall we also up the ante by wearing nothing else in the car ride ~?"
"Oh I would gladly try my skill. I'll just need your panties to wipe up and... Savor any extra mess you might squirt out~"
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
"Really? That's good to know, and I'm more than happy to take up on your offer~.
Also if you don't mind, i would like to see how long you can hold it for~"
Also if you don't mind, i would like to see how long you can hold it for~"
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"Oh I would gladly try my skill. I'll just need your panties to wipe up and... Savor any extra mess you might squirt out~"
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
Howard gave his toothy grin, and walked over to give their rear a firm lustful grope and squeeze. Out came a growl from his maw.
"Hehe, I dunno. Maybe I wanna make sure my next batch of cookies are done first. But honestly, as I wait, you could jerk off for me to watch~"
He teased with a grin.
He teased with a grin.
"Yes I did. Maybe we should... keep the baking on hold for now... and maybe... have some alone time~"
The Zygarde was getting frisky tonight with Howard seeing he wanted that bulge to jerk off too.
The Zygarde was getting frisky tonight with Howard seeing he wanted that bulge to jerk off too.
He tensed up, seeing the large fire dog rush under his apron, nuzzling his bulge. the croc huffed, grunting and getting hard as they sniffed his musk.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
"Hehe, I dunno. Maybe I wanna make sure my next batch of cookies are done first. But honestly, as I wait, you could jerk off for me to watch~"
He teased with a grin.
He teased with a grin.
Howard walked on to the pool, and then reclined against the spectator seat, laying his things down. He strapped the phone into the waterproof case and then round his arm.
The Croc seemed rather hung, showing as a bulge in those white shorts. With a stretch of his back, he readied himself.
The Croc seemed rather hung, showing as a bulge in those white shorts. With a stretch of his back, he readied himself.
Bitting his lower lip, the feline flattened both ears as he saw him go to swim. Indeed, he cannot deny that rounded and juicy cake he just witnessed.
ㅤ — I'm coming with you!
How far could he go for such ass? Eli is about to find it out...
ㅤ — I'm coming with you!
How far could he go for such ass? Eli is about to find it out...
"See ya later!" He remarked with a casual friendly nod.
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Howard walked on to the pool, and then reclined against the spectator seat, laying his things down. He strapped the phone into the waterproof case and then round his arm.
The Croc seemed rather hung, showing as a bulge in those white shorts. With a stretch of his back, he readied himself.
The Croc seemed rather hung, showing as a bulge in those white shorts. With a stretch of his back, he readied himself.
He tensed up, seeing the large fire dog rush under his apron, nuzzling his bulge. the croc huffed, grunting and getting hard as they sniffed his musk.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
"Y-yeah. I just cant stop, your swxy, your big, your handsome... and after I went to Lumiose I had that with me and... I just couldn't stop."
Jay confesses to the croc and started to nuzzle his bulge while letting out small whimpers
Jay confesses to the croc and started to nuzzle his bulge while letting out small whimpers
He gasped and reeled back. The subject of the conversation had veered so quickly that it seemed to give him a jolt.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He tensed up, seeing the large fire dog rush under his apron, nuzzling his bulge. the croc huffed, grunting and getting hard as they sniffed his musk.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
"You...ahhh..sure liked them, didn't you~?"
He said with a growl, flexing his bulge.
He gasped and reeled back. The subject of the conversation had veered so quickly that it seemed to give him a jolt.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
"Why would they... ya know what never mind. Anyways, I'm just so glad to see you again. Ya know...I've been trying that underwear you sent me...buuuut..."
He revealed he had cummed inside it
"...I couldn't stop thinking about you"
He revealed he had cummed inside it
"...I couldn't stop thinking about you"
"Trying to get the hang of making some cookies. The college wants people to try to do some new fundraising for a charity event. Plus side is, helps me to try something new."
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He gasped and reeled back. The subject of the conversation had veered so quickly that it seemed to give him a jolt.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
"Oh my. The underwear I passed to you? Oh those I got that were too small for me."
He chuckled.
"Thinking of me again~?"
He asked as he grinned, admiring their bulge.
He hasn't had an encounter like this in the locker room before, though the attention isn't exactly taken as unpleasant. He's surprised, but definitely not expecting this.
"Can I help you?" he asked, curious at those hands' intentions.
Art by Reolixious on Twitter
"Can I help you?" he asked, curious at those hands' intentions.
Art by Reolixious on Twitter
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
He hasn't had an encounter like this in the locker room before, though the attention isn't exactly taken as unpleasant. He's surprised, but definitely not expecting this.
"Can I help you?" he asked, curious at those hands' intentions.
Art by Reolixious on Twitter
"Can I help you?" he asked, curious at those hands' intentions.
Art by Reolixious on Twitter
"Trying to get the hang of making some cookies. The college wants people to try to do some new fundraising for a charity event. Plus side is, helps me to try something new."
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
Jay was nodding his head up and down wondering what he was baking and decided to zip into the kitchen
"Whatcha making Howard?"
"Whatcha making Howard?"
"Decided to pay little old me a visit?" Howard remarked from the kitchen.
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"Trying to get the hang of making some cookies. The college wants people to try to do some new fundraising for a charity event. Plus side is, helps me to try something new."
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
He offered a fresh tray of cookies.
"Decided to pay little old me a visit?" Howard remarked from the kitchen.
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
Jay was feeling the need for @bulgeprofessxr.bsky.social today so he went over to his house and jumps onto his couch
"Howard! Howard!"
"Howard! Howard!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
"Decided to pay little old me a visit?" Howard remarked from the kitchen.
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
He emerged, donning an apron, some signs of cake batter smears all over his hands, and flour stains on the apron.
"I'm baking, care to have a taste?"
"See ya later!" He remarked with a casual friendly nod.
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
ㅤ — Sounds good then. I might join you by then.
He stood up and took a moment to see the croc's rear — a faint red color appeared on his cheeks—. Seeing and noticing that translucent blue.
As soon as Howard steps up, Eli looks away to not make him uncomfortable.
He stood up and took a moment to see the croc's rear — a faint red color appeared on his cheeks—. Seeing and noticing that translucent blue.
As soon as Howard steps up, Eli looks away to not make him uncomfortable.
"Definitely. I'm heading over to do some laps, and then some dryland exercises."
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"See ya later!" He remarked with a casual friendly nod.
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
It did leave a lot of questions though. Was that their undergarments showing through those shorts? Or was it their swimwear. The white shorts they wore simply gave way for that sight, but gave no answers.
Howard did have a nice ass though...
"Definitely. I'm heading over to do some laps, and then some dryland exercises."
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
...
ㅤ — Hey man. Nice to see you, too.
He smiled softly. After hearing his proposal, he took a moment to think after nodding.
ㅤ — Yeah, sure, why not? I think I have an extra short. Meet you there?
ㅤ — Hey man. Nice to see you, too.
He smiled softly. After hearing his proposal, he took a moment to think after nodding.
ㅤ — Yeah, sure, why not? I think I have an extra short. Meet you there?
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"Definitely. I'm heading over to do some laps, and then some dryland exercises."
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
The protein shake bottle dropped by accident and Howard chuckled.
"Oops~"
He bent to pick it up, accidentally showing off his rear. His white shorts were a tad bit translucent, and a hint of blue could be seen.
He passed by @mrlongbard.bsky.social in the gym, and pats their shoulder.
"Good to see you again. Gonna head to the nearby pool for swim exercise?" He asked casually, headed in that direction. The croc had goggles in his hand, along with his protein shake bottle.
"Good to see you again. Gonna head to the nearby pool for swim exercise?" He asked casually, headed in that direction. The croc had goggles in his hand, along with his protein shake bottle.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
He passed by @mrlongbard.bsky.social in the gym, and pats their shoulder.
"Good to see you again. Gonna head to the nearby pool for swim exercise?" He asked casually, headed in that direction. The croc had goggles in his hand, along with his protein shake bottle.
"Good to see you again. Gonna head to the nearby pool for swim exercise?" He asked casually, headed in that direction. The croc had goggles in his hand, along with his protein shake bottle.
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ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
ㅤ “When you have the whole Eden with me.”
ㅤ Easy to love, hard to forget.
ㅤ Into men.
ㅤ
Part of him gets a bit curious about the one from Planet Popstar. Their abilities, their power, it's worth some scientific research, but who knows if they're even free.
Probably some powerful entity they're always fighting every other day.
"Thats one powerful guy..."
Probably some powerful entity they're always fighting every other day.
"Thats one powerful guy..."
"The Name's Kirby. "Kirby of the stars"!"
⭐NSFW/SFW
⭐Bisexual (No Lean)
⭐Switch (Top Dom Lean But Can Make Acceptions To Few)
⭐Can Copy Abilities
⭐Art Belongs To The Original Artists
⭐Friendly
⭐A Cutie
⭐DM Is Open
Like & RT Please?
⭐NSFW/SFW
⭐Bisexual (No Lean)
⭐Switch (Top Dom Lean But Can Make Acceptions To Few)
⭐Can Copy Abilities
⭐Art Belongs To The Original Artists
⭐Friendly
⭐A Cutie
⭐DM Is Open
Like & RT Please?
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Part of him gets a bit curious about the one from Planet Popstar. Their abilities, their power, it's worth some scientific research, but who knows if they're even free.
Probably some powerful entity they're always fighting every other day.
"Thats one powerful guy..."
Probably some powerful entity they're always fighting every other day.
"Thats one powerful guy..."
"Thing about us gators, we can hold our breath for a really, really, really long time. So I'll eat out, and I'll make sure you enjoy sailing~"
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"Thing about us gators, we can hold our breath for a really, really, really long time. So I'll eat out, and I'll make sure you enjoy sailing~"
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He's basically feasting his hungry needy eyes on that bulge. The man, in all his thickness and girth, hanging out in nary but a small air of briefs, imagine the smell in those skivvies.
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's basically feasting his hungry needy eyes on that bulge. The man, in all his thickness and girth, hanging out in nary but a small air of briefs, imagine the smell in those skivvies.
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
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It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
"If you want, you can feel other things and how heavy they are. My tail, my pecs.... My bulge..."
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
"Yeah? Am I supposed to be feeling that other than the weight of yer arm, ya big lug?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"If you want, you can feel other things and how heavy they are. My tail, my pecs.... My bulge..."
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.