Howard B. Phelps
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"Hey there! Nice weather we're having, eh?"

Howard B. Phelps (PhD)

Switch | Selective | Sensual

Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~

Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy

[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]

❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless

Art by Phosbara on Twitter
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𝙴𝙽𝙶 • ↻ + ♡ • 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦
#𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖𝐑𝐏 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ————⌑⌑⌑
He's only worried his bulge might flatten them~
Well the professrs's been gone all week. So these must be the previous week's pair.

Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?

Or is he a bit forgetful?

Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
*Sniffing @bulgeprofessxr.bsky.social underwear and getting each scent that he cummed in*
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He takes it and writes "Cutie" on her thigh in cursive and marks it with a heart at the end.
"Gragh...You can't keep yourself off of me, can you?"

Howard smirked as he looked down at the Pokemon and their sly antics.

"You like my smell, eh~?"
*Jay sees this as an opportunity to try and wake him up with some big licks on his underwear*
He barely gets dressed at home. Shorts doesn't hold his junk as nicely as his underwear, and why for wear anything else when he's practically covered and good to go?

Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
If the lass needs help in this part of the city, he's more than willing to help. It's a nice bustling city with an equally and simultaneously vibrant and intense nightlife.

He knows some good bars and restaurants, as well as ways to pass the time.

Howard gives her a nod, passing by her in college
"I'll do my best!~"

•A kind-hearted, spotted sheep trying to navigate the big city
•5'6
•Slightly selective, semi-detailed/detailed
•12 years of experience
•Primarily 18+ LewdRP, so minors DNI!

(Art is mine unless stated otherwise!)
Like and Repost to touch her soft wool!~💕
#NSFWRP #RP
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"I'll do my best!~"

•A kind-hearted, spotted sheep trying to navigate the big city
•5'6
•Slightly selective, semi-detailed/detailed
•12 years of experience
•Primarily 18+ LewdRP, so minors DNI!

(Art is mine unless stated otherwise!)
Like and Repost to touch her soft wool!~💕
#NSFWRP #RP
smelt like the professor had dumped a cumload or two, or ten, into the undergarments. And he had just also worn it to gym like it was nothing?

What a perverse alligator indeed.

And Howard didn't seem perturbed throughout his gym session, just focused on his reps like it was nothing.

"Ahem..."
That was definitely sweat, for sure, and it was the first thing Sawyer's sense of smell would pick up. It smelt of both fresh and stale sweat, long hours of wear.

But, he also smelt cum, the scent of seed absorbed into the fabric. Had...Howard been masturbating with his own briefs? It sure (+)
Sawyer coincidentally attended the same gym as Howard! And is how he got that first pair in the first place!!

Seeing the new pair of rare treasure in the bench Sawyer casually walked over and noticed the strange stain, picking them up and giving it a sniff and then subtle lick
But it would only be yet a day as Howard again went to the gym, getting his daily gains, working out. Again he stripped and went in to shower, and there it was, that rare treasure, again placed on the bench itself.

They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
He smirks and does so.

"Recognize anything back there?" Howard teasingly asked, swaying his hips for the stallion.
But it would only be yet a day as Howard again went to the gym, getting his daily gains, working out. Again he stripped and went in to shower, and there it was, that rare treasure, again placed on the bench itself.

They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
Ask if he's missing his underwear, or a helping hand on that manhood of his~
It sure smells ripe. It's not just the typical scent of a long workout, no; it smells so much muskier than average.

What had Howard been doing in these briefs for such a scent? One could only imagine or attempt to picture the hunky professor's daily schedule, and his habits to deduce things out.
He barely gets dressed at home. Shorts doesn't hold his junk as nicely as his underwear, and why for wear anything else when he's practically covered and good to go?

Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
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💫 ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ᴘɪɴ 💫

☀️ "𝐻𝑜𝑜𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑜! 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜, 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑!" ☀️

Lit/ Semi-lit NSFW RP

#NSFWRP #LewdRP #MVRP #FurryRP #OpenRP

DMs Open!
💛&🔁 Appreciated!
Oh dear...someone's stolen his underwear

Ah well, not like he minds. Hopefully the thief's having a good sniff of it somewhere
He can wear thongs if you wish, a nice personal swim lesson
Surprised it's not even skimpier...
Part time work as a lifeguard has its perks.

Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos

Pounding either behind the showers
"Do you need help? Because I need help, in the form of a nice seat~"

He gropes himself.

"Been working all morning and could really use a face to rest this package on~"
He's gonna give it a long lick
Those that are looking for more than a swim lesson. Those that want to do some special CPR~
Time for some extra lessons; and bring the sunscreen, a lot of it
That's for after his shift is done, and for private customers~
Part time work as a lifeguard has its perks.

Eyeing beautiful ladies in bikinis
Eyeing handsome studs in speedos

Pounding either behind the showers
Shall we take this to DMs? The prof wishes to see you about your academic performance~