Zach Goode
@dividedbyzach.bsky.social
singer for smash mouth. voice actor. keeping dad bod relevant. music. movies. motorcycles. devo.
My buddy just bought a double Tito’s and OJ and a double Casamigos and soda at the circle bar at the Paris in Vegas. $87 before tip. Seems fair.
March 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My buddy just bought a double Tito’s and OJ and a double Casamigos and soda at the circle bar at the Paris in Vegas. $87 before tip. Seems fair.
When the 2 creepy drunk bros at the bar buy you a drink and then tell you that you'd be prettier if you smiled more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kT...
Full argument: Trump-Zelensky White House meeting descends into shouting match
YouTube video by The Telegraph
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When the 2 creepy drunk bros at the bar buy you a drink and then tell you that you'd be prettier if you smiled more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kT...
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Reposted by Zach Goode
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
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5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
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5. Pneumococcal Infection
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7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
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Reposted by Zach Goode
Reposted by Zach Goode
"Under no circumstances should any sane person take his health advice. Nor should any senator consent to give him authority over government agencies that regulate our food and medicines."
RFK Jr. Is a One-Man Plague
It’s not just that he’s misinformed. It’s the way his mind works that’s dangerous.
www.thebulwark.com
February 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Under no circumstances should any sane person take his health advice. Nor should any senator consent to give him authority over government agencies that regulate our food and medicines."
Reposted by Zach Goode
This is just one of thousands of harrowing stories told about the U.S. Government abandoning Americans abroad in the USAID shutdown. This is Benghazi times a million. 1/
February 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is just one of thousands of harrowing stories told about the U.S. Government abandoning Americans abroad in the USAID shutdown. This is Benghazi times a million. 1/
I’m dead.
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I’m dead.
I don’t post here because it’s not a real place.
Take to the streets if you want to protest.
Hashtags don’t mean anything.
Take to the streets if you want to protest.
Hashtags don’t mean anything.
February 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don’t post here because it’s not a real place.
Take to the streets if you want to protest.
Hashtags don’t mean anything.
Take to the streets if you want to protest.
Hashtags don’t mean anything.
Wow
January 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wow
If you're at NAMM this Saturday 1/25/25 I'll be discussing my life and all things Smash Mouth with Charles Levan from Blue Buddha Entertainment followed by a Q&A.
Where: Level 2/Mezzanine of the Hilton Hotel in the California Ballrooms, Ballroom B
When: 1:00 pm Start Time
See you there!
Where: Level 2/Mezzanine of the Hilton Hotel in the California Ballrooms, Ballroom B
When: 1:00 pm Start Time
See you there!
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you're at NAMM this Saturday 1/25/25 I'll be discussing my life and all things Smash Mouth with Charles Levan from Blue Buddha Entertainment followed by a Q&A.
Where: Level 2/Mezzanine of the Hilton Hotel in the California Ballrooms, Ballroom B
When: 1:00 pm Start Time
See you there!
Where: Level 2/Mezzanine of the Hilton Hotel in the California Ballrooms, Ballroom B
When: 1:00 pm Start Time
See you there!
My Grandpa’s replacement hip-hop group, GEEZER BOYS will rap for the first time in centuries this Saturday, opening for San Diego funk legends Flatten Manhattan who are playing their 1st show in 32 years at the world famous Casbah.
Don't be late for Grandpa's early bird Beasties set at 8:30pm!
Don't be late for Grandpa's early bird Beasties set at 8:30pm!
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My Grandpa’s replacement hip-hop group, GEEZER BOYS will rap for the first time in centuries this Saturday, opening for San Diego funk legends Flatten Manhattan who are playing their 1st show in 32 years at the world famous Casbah.
Don't be late for Grandpa's early bird Beasties set at 8:30pm!
Don't be late for Grandpa's early bird Beasties set at 8:30pm!
Like we're not jumpy enough. This just went out to all of LA county BY MISTAKE.
They must have relocated the dude from Hawaii who sent out the incoming nuke text a few years ago. Walking off a heart attack now...
They must have relocated the dude from Hawaii who sent out the incoming nuke text a few years ago. Walking off a heart attack now...
January 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Like we're not jumpy enough. This just went out to all of LA county BY MISTAKE.
They must have relocated the dude from Hawaii who sent out the incoming nuke text a few years ago. Walking off a heart attack now...
They must have relocated the dude from Hawaii who sent out the incoming nuke text a few years ago. Walking off a heart attack now...
CUSTOMER'S? Ok, maybe.
But ALWAY'S??
How is that typo even possible?
But ALWAY'S??
How is that typo even possible?
January 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
CUSTOMER'S? Ok, maybe.
But ALWAY'S??
How is that typo even possible?
But ALWAY'S??
How is that typo even possible?
How’s that for a stacked lineup!?
December 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
How’s that for a stacked lineup!?
SMASH MOUTH "Single For Christmas" Official Lyric Video
YouTube video by SMASH MOUTH
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December 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM
The only suffocating fail is that "breath" is a noun and "breathe" is a verb 🤦🏻
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 AM
The only suffocating fail is that "breath" is a noun and "breathe" is a verb 🤦🏻
Another Shrek Rave in the books and a super fun ending to a busy year of shows. Thanks to everyone who came to see us play this year. Seeya in ‘25!
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Another Shrek Rave in the books and a super fun ending to a busy year of shows. Thanks to everyone who came to see us play this year. Seeya in ‘25!
Kids have been asking to watch SNL so I showed ‘em a few skits:
Mr. Robinson’s: crickets
More Cowbell: nothing
Dick in a Box: didn’t get it
Chippendales: pretty funny
Big dumb hat/cup: really funny
Xmas sketch with 4 dudes dancing & singing the dumb song: loved it
Schweddy Balls: OBSESSED
Mr. Robinson’s: crickets
More Cowbell: nothing
Dick in a Box: didn’t get it
Chippendales: pretty funny
Big dumb hat/cup: really funny
Xmas sketch with 4 dudes dancing & singing the dumb song: loved it
Schweddy Balls: OBSESSED
December 13, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Kids have been asking to watch SNL so I showed ‘em a few skits:
Mr. Robinson’s: crickets
More Cowbell: nothing
Dick in a Box: didn’t get it
Chippendales: pretty funny
Big dumb hat/cup: really funny
Xmas sketch with 4 dudes dancing & singing the dumb song: loved it
Schweddy Balls: OBSESSED
Mr. Robinson’s: crickets
More Cowbell: nothing
Dick in a Box: didn’t get it
Chippendales: pretty funny
Big dumb hat/cup: really funny
Xmas sketch with 4 dudes dancing & singing the dumb song: loved it
Schweddy Balls: OBSESSED
I’ll be in NYC tomorrow. This isn’t good.
Absolute Bagels on Manhattan's Upper West Side kept no social media presence, had no website, did not deliver and accepted only cash but was among the most popular bagel places in New York.
Then on Thursday, it shut down suddenly and without explanation, and the neighborhood reaction was intense.
Then on Thursday, it shut down suddenly and without explanation, and the neighborhood reaction was intense.
A Bagel Shop Closes, and the Upper West Side Is Absolutely Losing It
The neighborhood reaction to the sudden, mysterious closure of a Manhattan bagel shop was intense: “No no no no no no no no no no no!!”
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I’ll be in NYC tomorrow. This isn’t good.
This was a bad call. Should have been a jump ball.
Steve Kerr: “I've never seen a loose ball foul on a jump ball situation 80 feet from the basket with the game on the line. I’ve never seen that. … That is unconscionable. I don’t even understand what just happened.”
December 12, 2024 at 6:42 AM
This was a bad call. Should have been a jump ball.
I don’t even watch football and I know he also won two more with the New York Giants as defensive coordinator, for a record eight combined total Super Bowl victories… When did the NYT stop fact checking?
Breaking News from @theathletic.bsky.social: Bill Belichick, who won six Super Bowls, will coach at the University of North Carolina, people familiar with the hire said. www.nytimes.com/athletic/598...
December 12, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I don’t even watch football and I know he also won two more with the New York Giants as defensive coordinator, for a record eight combined total Super Bowl victories… When did the NYT stop fact checking?
NGL I'm pretty excited about this one. And in my home town of NYC!
December 12, 2024 at 4:00 AM
NGL I'm pretty excited about this one. And in my home town of NYC!
I’m the singer for Smash Mouth and I approve this alliteration.
someBODY
once told me
luigi mangione
once told me
luigi mangione
December 11, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I’m the singer for Smash Mouth and I approve this alliteration.