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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG
@distressedegg.bsky.social
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strange comics & art for horny people. ​she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride

SITE: https://distressedegg.fun
PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay
STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net

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Finally some proper biff-sock-pow action in this friggin' cape comic, SHEESH. A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page is live for $6 subscribers and up on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 20. Sybil is talking to Perry: "THEY LIKE LOOKING SYMPATHETIC. IT'S WHY THEY FIGHT HEROES."
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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TONIGHT! 7pm PT / 10pm ET! you know it. you love it. Draekos, Karen and yours truly are BACK for our weekly art stream. drop on in and say "hello", why don't you https://distressedegg.fun/stream
ad for d.egg art stream
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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[creaky little Dark Souls NPC voice] "...Might you tarry a moment longer, dearest knight? For the night is long... and I have so very many woes and agonies..."

[originally posted 2025.06.21. subscribe: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a big beefy demon in knight's helmet, pauldrons and not much else stands over a masked mage reclining in a bed. you can see scars where the demon's wings and tail once were
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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itch.io/b/3393/sicko... HEY DID YOU HEAR??? I'm in Sickos Selection #3 along with 24 other amazing creators! Grab this bundle NOW and get enough smut to keep blastin' it all the way into 2026 and beyond!

(REPOSTS ENCOURAGED since Itch doesn't promote adult stuff anymore, lol)
ad for sickos selection 3! art by Revel!
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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This year I'm doing something I don't often actually do: an honest, no-shitting Black Friday sale. From now until December 6th, get 25% off EVERY order in my shop when you use code "BIGDEALSWOW" at checkout! Buy some comics & merch as holiday gifts... or treat yourself. >:3c https://shop.irisjay.net
ad for the black friday sale on my shop! get 25 percent off your order with code "BIGDEALSWOW" at checkout! new QVP HOARD SET! a big honkin' pile of QVP merch all for a nice round hundred smackers. ooh la LA STICKERSSSSS!!! i still ahve stickers. get them while they're sticky!!! a photo of the cover of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT #3: SLEEPWALKIN'!
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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IT'S LIVE! The third SICKOS SELECTION erotica bundle is available NOW! Featuring over 1,200 pages of comics, art and prose from 25 superstar smut crafters, including SYBIL #1 by yours truly! At just $25 USD, this is a LOT of spice for one low price~ ❤️💦

https://itch.io/b/3393/sickos-selection-3
ad for SICKOS SELECTION #3, featuring a hot guy reading a steamy comic while getting his legs dragged out from under him by a cheeky tentacle
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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TONIGHT! STARTING MOMENTARILY! it's wednesday night and i am GOING to STREAM alongside my good friend Draekos. workin on some extant badge commissions this fall. consider tuning in! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
art stream ad
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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no matter which type of kobold you prefer in your fantasy, old school canid or new wave reptilian, one constant must remain: they've always gotta be dumb and horny. no exceptions

[Originally posted 2025.05.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay / https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a new-type lizard kobold is riding the cock of an old-school dog-type kobold on top of a big pile of gold. a draconic shadow looms in the background
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It's all about marketing these days, isn't it? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for patrons on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT #4, PG. 19. a gecko dressed like a yakuza hench, shirt open, grips Sybil's tail. dialogue: "TRUST ME, IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD. THE UNIT LOVES TO SPIN THEMSELVES AS 'HEROICALLY OUTNUMBERED'. YOU'LL JUST LOOK WORSE."
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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All hands off dick and on deck, Agents! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4 pg. 18. ROSE, the digital hivemind admin for the Korps, puts out an all-agents APB: "ALERT! ALERT! CALLING ALL KORPS AGENTS!"
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"Free love doesn't mean FREAK love, dammit!" There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for esteemed patrons over at https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
an ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 17. a lizard in a sentai suit kicks a dog in a pup mask while shouting "GIVE PEACE A CHANCE, PERVERT!"
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Karen, Draekos and yours truly for our weekly art stream! I've got a NEW setup that I'm VERY excited to share, so come on down and watch us make The Donuts (art). https://distressedegg.fun/stream
ad for d.egg art stream! featuring sybil!
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I'm a little behind on posting patron sketch compilations, but catching up! These are from April of this year. Great batch, tbh! 

[Originally posted 2025.04.14. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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our "orcs, etc" sketch theme continues! "here, lemme give you a lift..."

[Originally posted 2025.05.25. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
a gnoll holds up a big-titty goblin and eats her out while sitting in a natural hot spring. nice!!
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Come to the Nevada room if you want to empirically know whether your fursona rocks, rots or rules
It’s some sort of weird bird
October 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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BLFC ATTENDEES! Join Astrea and Jade (of the podcast Ink Fox and Paper Tiger) plus yours truly in the Teton room @ 6pm tomorrow for a not-remotely-exhaustive historical overview of FURRY WEBCOMICS-- their origins, evolution and context within internet culture at large! Expand your BRAIN. #BLFC25
a title card for our HISTORY OF FURRY WEBCOMICS panel illustrations of all our fursonas by cupsofjade. from left to right: Astrea, yours truly, Jade
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Have we even had, like, an actual fight between two superpowered people in this comic yet? Feels weird, now that I think about it. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
an ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 16. sentai ranger Unit Ivory is stretching her arms wide, a yellow force field formed between her hands. dialogue: "FAMILY SHIELD!!"
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Awwww, look at your little matching outfits! There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 15-- Felicia sashays towards the Family Unit, full bitch mode. "A hero team! So cute."
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This week, I did something I've been meaning to do for a long time... I COMBINED MY TWO PATREON BLOGS! Head to https://patreon.com/irisjay OR https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay for fresh comic pages and art every week, cameo slots in my comics, access to my Discord server and THE VAULT, and more!
A banner advertising my combined Iris Jay / Distressed Egg blogs. The cast of Crossed Wires are on the left side, and the cast of The Scandalous Sybil Throat (plus Liqueur the chocolate rabbit) are on the right.
October 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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FROM THE PATREON: "your regiment has been putting up some great numbers lately, but, er, the Infernal Legion does have a dress code, and, uh... I just wanted to let you know.... t-that you don't have to worry about it, ahaha..."

[subscribe today: https://patreon.com/distressedegg ]
a big and totally nude orc lady wields two axes, standing impatiently in front of a nervous lizard cultist holding a clipboard.
September 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Draekos, Karen, Nero (voice only) and yours truly for our weekly art stream! Gasp and gawk in terror and delight as images flow forth from our pens-- for YOUR viewing pleasure, as well as our personal satisfaction. https://distressedegg.fun/stream
an announcement image for my art stream!
September 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Here's another AC 2025 NEO HI-C badge! Starbit is cute in a fierce sort of way, or maybe cute in a fierce sort of way??? Depends on her mood, really...

[Want a badge like this? Fill out my form: https://bit.ly/badges25 ]
A NEO HI-C badge for STARBIT, a dog with ear and nose piercings and a conspicuous pink visor. Pronouns are she/they/it. An ad for my SPECIMEN and NEO HI-C badges! Check the link below!
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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TONIGHT! 5pm PT / 8pm ET! Join Karen and Iris (and maybe Nero if he can call in) as we do a proper art stream! It's been a while, and we've missed you. Come by and say hi! https://distressedegg.fun/stream
ad for d.egg art stream!
September 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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More AC badges! This one's for HAZY, a rad tiger/rabbit hybrid with a little secret... a VERY little secret. (Hazy is a cloud of nanobots in the shape of a person. That's the secret. Get it??)

[Want a badge like this? Fill out the form: https://bit.ly/badges25 ]
NEO HI-C badge for HAZY, a rabbit with glowing eyes and a necklace with a glowing pendant. An ad for my SPECIMEN and NEO HI-C badges! Check out the link below to get one!
September 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Another NEO HI-C badge from AC 2025 featuring REPAKI, a slick red panda! Ignore the fact that he's blue here, he IS a red panda. These badges are non-representational when it comes to color. It's all about VIBES, ya dig? 

[Want a badge like this? Fill out my form! https://bit.ly/badges25 ]
A NEO HI-C badge for REPAKI, a sly-looking red panda in a hoodie. Pronouns are he/him. Ad for my SPECIMEN and NEO HI-C badges! Check out the link below!
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM