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David • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@discokidnap.bsky.social
90% feet 👣 | Queer, non-binary, genderfluid 🏳️‍🌈 | they/them | Chess musical 🎶 | Lovely old maps 🗺️ | #COYS 🐓 🤍

PFP alt text: Mirror selfie of me, a white person wearing sunnies, blue jeans, a blue floral dress, and an unbuttoned white shirt over the top.
Would love if his work on that led to him being offered a gig writing Woof.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Could’ve held it in a pub.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Only what party can prevent forest fires?”
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me when I look at your thirst traps.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A better clue for 40A in today’s NYT crossword would have been “Said with some determination”.
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This a #classic Skircle lineup, with all the main players in the #inner ring.
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This shit is my Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I am absolutely livid. Reach and Newsquest cry SNUB!!!! every year… except this year.
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
She just dmed me on Spotify.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

I don’t get this game. Did @littlecageling.bsky.social kill me or was it that blurry ghost in the back?
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"

The spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I don’t think moving to some backwater Ardal League team is the answer to his woes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Arse lose We lose our
their lead lead too
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I wish I’d looked at this when I picked it up. It’s going to be like drinking a Yankee Candle.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’ll be trying this at half time. Could be the biggest error of the match.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Stop this!
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
WOKE RUBBISH!
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“I ❤️ Rebar”
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM