Louis
disco-lou.bsky.social
Louis
@disco-lou.bsky.social
Reluctant outdoorsy person. Cycling, fantasy football, existential dread.
5m in the bank, nothing stopping me bringing in an Arsenal defender other than stubbornness at this point. Let's go haters.

170k overall.

#FPL
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Sprint stage. Just put all my savings on a Matt Brennan Yellow Jersey in 2027.

ridewithgps.com/routes/53737...

#TdF
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I love Mads. Every race he just wants to prove he's the strongest, the result is a bonus.

#GentWevelgem
March 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Are they... Playing the Mario sound effect every time a rider finishes the TT at Tirreno-Adriatico? Follow up question: do they have a sound ready if someone crashes
March 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Absolute fair play making it to the biggest moment of your career and deciding to attack with a 1km to go.
#Omloop
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Omloop Nieuwsblad ME: ⭐
March 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What was that bike throw from Jasper Philipsen
March 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The battle for the Intermediate Sprint jersey
#UAETour
February 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The pro peloton need to be on high alert for these type of shenanigans in the mountains next

#voltaaoalgarve
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nothing really materialised on that stage, shame. Plenty of tattoo shots and nice bike profiles I suppose.

Jip van den Bos is great on commentary though, more of her please.

#UAETourWomen
February 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Comical pileup there, how was that allowed.
#EDB2025
February 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I will avenge you, GCN
I will save you, Eurosport
I will kill you, TNT
January 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Absolutely savage from Sky Sports to flash up the *mistakes leading to goal* infographic after less than 10 minutes
January 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Totally cool with Liverpool losing that clean sheet. Just a fun game.
a woman is laughing in front of a curtain with the letters snl on it
ALT: a woman is laughing in front of a curtain with the letters snl on it
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
For such an on/off race, really nice to see a rider who hates running take the win
#maasmechelen #cyclocross
January 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Pro tip: make the most of this weather by looking pensively out a window and muttering "there's a storm coming" to no one in particular
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I love how much Jeremy Powers hates this Dendermonde course
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Another year, another display of Lars van der Haar popping his shoulder back in.
#superprestige #gullegem
January 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've watched so much cyclocross recently, but I desperately need an @escapecollective.bsky.social long read on the parents of racers. Pit crew, cheerleaders, post-race assistance. A family business.
January 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That'll be an awkward podium presentation between Backstedt and Alvarado
#Superprestige #Gullegem
January 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yesss c'mon Sweeck, hold that pace!!!! #Loenhout
December 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
No sport captures the feeling of crushing, individual disappointment, like the darts. Feel for Heta.
December 27, 2024 at 2:16 PM
The "We are going to die" line from Temple of Doom is just an all time delivery.
December 26, 2024 at 7:48 PM
On to my third Spielberg film in three days and I gotta say this is the life. Thank you terrestrial television.
December 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM