Another tidbit from my mom about the photo: it was taken with this Brownie (and flash) she was goven for Christmas that morning

Plus, 'rights' (i doubt freedom would be one of then) would give protections for their financial investments.

The crime is harsher if i beat an Uber delivery drone with a hammer is that annoying fucker has some form of personhood under the law

This is how i wanted Spielberg's Lincoln to begin

She can write 20 songs about Katy Perry being mean to her once in 2012--but she won't say a word when the gov't uses to music as state propaganda for violence

"Here's a random assortment of the English language comedies that came to mind when we asked our editors to name a few...and one person with a French accent yelled Playtime."

While i'm visiting my folks, i'll see if my mom can dig out some pictures of her cat from the 60's: Claude Kitten

Applying this persons business model to running a restaurant:

Are you a chiefs but don't have the money for meat? cut off pieces of your flesh and serve it as overpriced stake.
Do this enough until you can afford real meat, and sell your brand for $1B. Easy money!

I've been looking forward to this since your letterboxd post in Sep.
Perfect reading for my flight at o'hare being delayed 4 hours

My god! The puff on the right one!

Boss Level: the ads at O'Hare that are surrounded by CTA works

They must be going after folk because it seems they're already on one of the blocklists

"Elbow theashing"

In the full quite, he says its an idiom from China. When i tried looking it up, the only connections i can find between it and China are Savage, and a store that caters to prepares having a blog about "spy balloons"

Beyond that, all that comes up are skateboarding injuries

I would've defaced one at the Chicago redline stop, but the tricky fucks put it on the other side of the tracks

But i did take this picture and sent it to a friend saying "fuck this shit."

If you get a gig like that, *please* bring back the air puffer

do it

The reaction from people after first hearing the the Day In The Life crescendo

Oddly, his list doesn't include this nearly $3k silicon baby Grinch that perfect for putting in the manger during a nativity pageant

For me, its the #1 reason to hate the season