Man of Aran
dirtyburton.bsky.social
Man of Aran
@dirtyburton.bsky.social
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
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Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Pep Guardiola, can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
People with bouncy walks, hit ‘em with a stick
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Berlin tip: Visit Nante-Eck for the best strudel in town
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Berlin life
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Went to Hansa studios for a bit of Bowie spotting
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
More Berlin
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I plan to be extremely derivative and use this in my own dealings with fuck heads
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I ❤️ Berlin
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Really hate iOS 26. Keeps making things freak out and it’s ugly as hell
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
The most boring people in the world email Lauren Laverne’s 6 Music show
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Had fish and chips at Wetherspoons and now my piss is the colour of Toilet Duck. Please advise
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This is such a naive and unrealistic take. If the US were to take Greenland, Europe’s centrist governments would do what they always do: capitulate
Malcolm Nance making a stand for reality
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Dead ten years, and most people still can’t pronounce Bowie’s name properly
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The Bluesky video player is the shittest thing there is - Windows Media Player bad.
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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“I’ll get you Bernard Butler!”
Happy 79th birthday to David Bowie. Here he is in a publicity still from the unreleased remake of On The Buses as Blakey
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
To be insulted by these fascists is so degrading
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I said I’d wait, but this feels excessive
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Getting sick of people talking about my brain as if it’s defective
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Is this Tumblr? Is this why Bluesky sucks as much as it does?
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
This isn’t an appropriate forum for vengeance (or anything else remotely interesting) but there’s someone whose nightmares I very much hope I inhabit
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Hard to believe that 1996 was ten years ago, isn’t it?
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Imagine being an adult doing a literary criticism of a book on Bluesky, but that book is a Harry Potter fan faction, you absolute fucking loser.
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Describing something in alt text is the most Bluesky way to kill a joke entirely.
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM