Man of Aran
@dirtyburton.bsky.social
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
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Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron?
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.
Pep Guardiola, can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Pep Guardiola, can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating
People with bouncy walks, hit ‘em with a stick
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
People with bouncy walks, hit ‘em with a stick
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Berlin tip: Visit Nante-Eck for the best strudel in town
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Berlin tip: Visit Nante-Eck for the best strudel in town
Went to Hansa studios for a bit of Bowie spotting
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Went to Hansa studios for a bit of Bowie spotting
I plan to be extremely derivative and use this in my own dealings with fuck heads
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I plan to be extremely derivative and use this in my own dealings with fuck heads
Really hate iOS 26. Keeps making things freak out and it’s ugly as hell
January 17, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Really hate iOS 26. Keeps making things freak out and it’s ugly as hell
The most boring people in the world email Lauren Laverne’s 6 Music show
January 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The most boring people in the world email Lauren Laverne’s 6 Music show
Had fish and chips at Wetherspoons and now my piss is the colour of Toilet Duck. Please advise
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Had fish and chips at Wetherspoons and now my piss is the colour of Toilet Duck. Please advise
This is such a naive and unrealistic take. If the US were to take Greenland, Europe’s centrist governments would do what they always do: capitulate
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
This is such a naive and unrealistic take. If the US were to take Greenland, Europe’s centrist governments would do what they always do: capitulate
Dead ten years, and most people still can’t pronounce Bowie’s name properly
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Dead ten years, and most people still can’t pronounce Bowie’s name properly
The Bluesky video player is the shittest thing there is - Windows Media Player bad.
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
The Bluesky video player is the shittest thing there is - Windows Media Player bad.
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“I’ll get you Bernard Butler!”
Happy 79th birthday to David Bowie. Here he is in a publicity still from the unreleased remake of On The Buses as Blakey
January 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
“I’ll get you Bernard Butler!”
To be insulted by these fascists is so degrading
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
To be insulted by these fascists is so degrading
I said I’d wait, but this feels excessive
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I said I’d wait, but this feels excessive
Getting sick of people talking about my brain as if it’s defective
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Getting sick of people talking about my brain as if it’s defective
Is this Tumblr? Is this why Bluesky sucks as much as it does?
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Is this Tumblr? Is this why Bluesky sucks as much as it does?
This isn’t an appropriate forum for vengeance (or anything else remotely interesting) but there’s someone whose nightmares I very much hope I inhabit
January 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
This isn’t an appropriate forum for vengeance (or anything else remotely interesting) but there’s someone whose nightmares I very much hope I inhabit
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Hard to believe that 1996 was ten years ago, isn’t it?
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Hard to believe that 1996 was ten years ago, isn’t it?
Imagine being an adult doing a literary criticism of a book on Bluesky, but that book is a Harry Potter fan faction, you absolute fucking loser.
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Imagine being an adult doing a literary criticism of a book on Bluesky, but that book is a Harry Potter fan faction, you absolute fucking loser.
Describing something in alt text is the most Bluesky way to kill a joke entirely.
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Describing something in alt text is the most Bluesky way to kill a joke entirely.