results were as imagined

high praise thank you

also forever respect to my bf for being patient while I'm bad at watching a movie

my ass is compostable and could feed a family of 4 in an emergency

fuck your shiny metal ass

and I've seen gwar like 3x

yeah I saw them alone on valentine's day like a decade ago and it was on it the weirdest shows I've ever been to

like they are Serious Actors then you've got these south african white trash rappers with the acting chops of a grade 11 theatre major (a bad one)

I like saying "skwinkles" as much as I like eating skwinkles. top tier candy

daaaamn woman those hips are hippin'

skill issue

he fed his phone to the ocean gods yesterday also so it means he keeps swiping my phone to try and watch things/poop with entertainment/play on the internet

which is fine!! idgaf if he uses my phone but I wanna use it!!!

I woke up to him watching district 9 this morning and he's been dead set on following it up with chappie all fuckin day lol