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𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓
@dirthdaddy.bsky.social
Keeper of Secrets | He/him | Literal God
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I’m nobody’s reflection please stop saying that… I’m my own person…
Better a bargain body than a clearance-rack personality.
Besides, some of us prefer subtlety over… compensating for what one lacks.
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Weak.
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DO CRAFTS AT YOUR PLACE! MY THRALL LOOKS LIKE A DISCO BALL!
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
NO!!! I ABHOR GEMS!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
LAST THING YOU SEE BEFORE YOU PERISH
a monster with glowing eyes is coming out of the woods in the dark .
ALT: a monster with glowing eyes is coming out of the woods in the dark .
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August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
-wraps you in shadows like a badass-
August 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Unlike *other* brutish Evanuris my temple requires a delicate hand and a vow to secrecy.
Also a lot of the people within 25 mi. are dead or have become rebels :(
August 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM



…Have your servants remake my drink at once.
August 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You’re not worthy of even being a staff member here. Leave or I take your spleen.
August 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Elgar’nan, Sun-Tamer, General of the Enlightened Army, first among the Evanuris, ruler of Arlathan, who woke at the dawn of the elves.

Most of my priests are already scattered throughout my temple inside jars… And nobody wants to work for a god anymore.

I am out of ideas
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sorry I don’t talk to inferior beings.
August 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
July 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You’re embarrassing…
July 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM