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𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓
@dirthdaddy.bsky.social
Keeper of Secrets | He/him | Literal God
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I’m nobody’s reflection please stop saying that… I’m my own person…
BEST PRIEST OF THE MONTH - SEPTEMBER 2025
J’erehmi 🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations for your success as top priest this month. We see your hard work and loyal committment to extreme secrecy.

Please report to the Chamber of the Oracle tomorrow at 9am for a special congratulatory breakfast banquet.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@deathdaddy.bsky.social You left glitter all over my custom-made marble breakfast table.
September 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Someone drank exactly 4 fl oz of my Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino Blended Beverage and none of my priests know anything about it…
August 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM