Adam D, Fabulous He
@diodidius.bsky.social
Left-Handed. Green eyes. Otherwise unremarkable.
He/him. 161, Attenxiety Depreficit. The usual.
He/him. 161, Attenxiety Depreficit. The usual.
Pinned
I was just about to drop some whine-dark blackpilled sludge post here, but I walked by the bathroom door...the 3-year-old was sitting on the john with a single square of toilet paper, gently peeling apart the plies, gazing through the translucency and whispering "It's beautiful. It's beautiful."
It never occurred to me that the American Dental Association was a building. Just think: somewhere in these hallowed halls, 2 out of 10 dentists RESIST.
April 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It never occurred to me that the American Dental Association was a building. Just think: somewhere in these hallowed halls, 2 out of 10 dentists RESIST.
Payne Lindsey : True Crime :: Fentanyl : Street Drugs
March 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Payne Lindsey : True Crime :: Fentanyl : Street Drugs
I drove past a water tower that I *thought* said "SAVE FERRIS".
On the way back through, I realized all too late that it had actually read "SAVE YOURSELF EX INFERIS"
On the way back through, I realized all too late that it had actually read "SAVE YOURSELF EX INFERIS"
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I drove past a water tower that I *thought* said "SAVE FERRIS".
On the way back through, I realized all too late that it had actually read "SAVE YOURSELF EX INFERIS"
On the way back through, I realized all too late that it had actually read "SAVE YOURSELF EX INFERIS"
Happy St. Patrick's Day
March 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day
It turns out at KFC they'll let you make all your side dishes just gravy. Vaya con Dios
March 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It turns out at KFC they'll let you make all your side dishes just gravy. Vaya con Dios
Inside you are TWO WOLVES.
And a Cesium atom.
And a Geiger counter.
And a flask of hydrocyanic acid.
...so the worst thing you can do is observe them wolves.
And a Cesium atom.
And a Geiger counter.
And a flask of hydrocyanic acid.
...so the worst thing you can do is observe them wolves.
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Inside you are TWO WOLVES.
And a Cesium atom.
And a Geiger counter.
And a flask of hydrocyanic acid.
...so the worst thing you can do is observe them wolves.
And a Cesium atom.
And a Geiger counter.
And a flask of hydrocyanic acid.
...so the worst thing you can do is observe them wolves.
We all know the mitochondria is neither the battery of the cell, the generator of the cell, the motor of the cell, the furnace of the cell, the dynamo of the cell. Why not?
February 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We all know the mitochondria is neither the battery of the cell, the generator of the cell, the motor of the cell, the furnace of the cell, the dynamo of the cell. Why not?
I feel like the ability to not overflow a root beer float is attained by 96% of humans, and the other 4% are the food and bev photographers.
February 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I feel like the ability to not overflow a root beer float is attained by 96% of humans, and the other 4% are the food and bev photographers.
I think most of us are in this picture.
Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were
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February 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I think most of us are in this picture.
"We have reports that there are four men outside our facility trying to come in and take over the building. What Do We DOOOOO?"
Seriously? I thought they were showing up in Bradley Fighting Vehicles.
The delicate boys doing these ops would disintegrate if you zapped them with a garden hose.
Seriously? I thought they were showing up in Bradley Fighting Vehicles.
The delicate boys doing these ops would disintegrate if you zapped them with a garden hose.
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"We have reports that there are four men outside our facility trying to come in and take over the building. What Do We DOOOOO?"
Seriously? I thought they were showing up in Bradley Fighting Vehicles.
The delicate boys doing these ops would disintegrate if you zapped them with a garden hose.
Seriously? I thought they were showing up in Bradley Fighting Vehicles.
The delicate boys doing these ops would disintegrate if you zapped them with a garden hose.
I almost feel bad asking because it's the apocalypse and all, but is there a light moisturizing regimen for eczema-prone skin that won't smeg up my glasses?
February 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I almost feel bad asking because it's the apocalypse and all, but is there a light moisturizing regimen for eczema-prone skin that won't smeg up my glasses?
I'm glad Charles Entertainment Todd is off to follow his other dream: being a robotic singing rat for an audience of uncritical children. Very different from his former job.
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm glad Charles Entertainment Todd is off to follow his other dream: being a robotic singing rat for an audience of uncritical children. Very different from his former job.
Question from someone who doesn't pay much attention: is Bryan Johnson the same person or a different person than Gotye
January 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Question from someone who doesn't pay much attention: is Bryan Johnson the same person or a different person than Gotye
Honey, I guess the 5:30 flight would work, but...if we wait only 25 minutes we could take a 40-minute-longer flight that...dammit, honey. Dontcha wanna live deliciously?
January 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Honey, I guess the 5:30 flight would work, but...if we wait only 25 minutes we could take a 40-minute-longer flight that...dammit, honey. Dontcha wanna live deliciously?
@margaret.bsky.social said on her podcast, in her characteristic chipper way, something like "I recently learned that justice sensitivity is a neuroatypical trait!"
I'm not sure I'll ever stop being sad about it.
But I have always used "Lawful Good" as a euphemism for whatever bad wiring I have.
I'm not sure I'll ever stop being sad about it.
But I have always used "Lawful Good" as a euphemism for whatever bad wiring I have.
January 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
@margaret.bsky.social said on her podcast, in her characteristic chipper way, something like "I recently learned that justice sensitivity is a neuroatypical trait!"
I'm not sure I'll ever stop being sad about it.
But I have always used "Lawful Good" as a euphemism for whatever bad wiring I have.
I'm not sure I'll ever stop being sad about it.
But I have always used "Lawful Good" as a euphemism for whatever bad wiring I have.
Echo chamber indeed. I have at least 5 accounts in my feed talking about "World Hypnotism Day" but I had to learn about National Spaghetti Day, an ACTUAL holiday, from a grocery store app.
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Echo chamber indeed. I have at least 5 accounts in my feed talking about "World Hypnotism Day" but I had to learn about National Spaghetti Day, an ACTUAL holiday, from a grocery store app.
I keep trying to like Chappell Roan. I think it's because I really like St. Vincent and Bishop Briggs, and it would be much tidier if I could just make a blanket statement that I like pop singers who name themselves like they're naming a boarding school.
January 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I keep trying to like Chappell Roan. I think it's because I really like St. Vincent and Bishop Briggs, and it would be much tidier if I could just make a blanket statement that I like pop singers who name themselves like they're naming a boarding school.
Language evolves. You can live and grow with it or you can wither and die in the prison of the past.
I call my pajamas "Pa-jay-jays" and it's totally fine
I call my pajamas "Pa-jay-jays" and it's totally fine
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Language evolves. You can live and grow with it or you can wither and die in the prison of the past.
I call my pajamas "Pa-jay-jays" and it's totally fine
I call my pajamas "Pa-jay-jays" and it's totally fine
In comedy, nothing ever really replace the banana as The Thing to Slip On. Can I suggest the humble dryer sheet? I'm pretty sure that's how I'm going to die, anyway.
December 23, 2024 at 8:41 PM
In comedy, nothing ever really replace the banana as The Thing to Slip On. Can I suggest the humble dryer sheet? I'm pretty sure that's how I'm going to die, anyway.
POV: you're 45. Your Wrapped includes Cocomelon. You miss EVIL music...but you don't miss all the dumb fascism and hate.
The kids tell you to listen to Ghost or Sleep Token. Are they gaslighting you?
Anyway, the NICE EVIL masked band you're looking for is Gaerea.
youtu.be/c25PUDKiVnQ?...
The kids tell you to listen to Ghost or Sleep Token. Are they gaslighting you?
Anyway, the NICE EVIL masked band you're looking for is Gaerea.
youtu.be/c25PUDKiVnQ?...
GAEREA - HOPE SHATTERS (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Season of Mist
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December 20, 2024 at 11:05 PM
POV: you're 45. Your Wrapped includes Cocomelon. You miss EVIL music...but you don't miss all the dumb fascism and hate.
The kids tell you to listen to Ghost or Sleep Token. Are they gaslighting you?
Anyway, the NICE EVIL masked band you're looking for is Gaerea.
youtu.be/c25PUDKiVnQ?...
The kids tell you to listen to Ghost or Sleep Token. Are they gaslighting you?
Anyway, the NICE EVIL masked band you're looking for is Gaerea.
youtu.be/c25PUDKiVnQ?...
Missed Opportunity: Herschel Walker should be ambassador to Jamaica because of their shared Olympic bobsled tradition.
December 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Missed Opportunity: Herschel Walker should be ambassador to Jamaica because of their shared Olympic bobsled tradition.
When you buy a can of refried beans, have they already been fried twice? Or does the name include the 6-8 minutes you're expected to fry em again at home?
If the former, then I hate to break it to you, but the thing you love is called three-fried beans, homie.
(1/2)
If the former, then I hate to break it to you, but the thing you love is called three-fried beans, homie.
(1/2)
December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
When you buy a can of refried beans, have they already been fried twice? Or does the name include the 6-8 minutes you're expected to fry em again at home?
If the former, then I hate to break it to you, but the thing you love is called three-fried beans, homie.
(1/2)
If the former, then I hate to break it to you, but the thing you love is called three-fried beans, homie.
(1/2)
My 3yo child is very concerned about what will happen if she wakes up when Santa is here. She and her mom are running excuse-making drills. She slides into the living room like Joel Goodsen: "Santa! Oh good, you're here. I was trying to sleep but a zombie waked me up. Help."
December 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
My 3yo child is very concerned about what will happen if she wakes up when Santa is here. She and her mom are running excuse-making drills. She slides into the living room like Joel Goodsen: "Santa! Oh good, you're here. I was trying to sleep but a zombie waked me up. Help."
We're all boycotting McDonald's til they implement an employee No Snitching policy, right?
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
We're all boycotting McDonald's til they implement an employee No Snitching policy, right?
I was just about to drop some whine-dark blackpilled sludge post here, but I walked by the bathroom door...the 3-year-old was sitting on the john with a single square of toilet paper, gently peeling apart the plies, gazing through the translucency and whispering "It's beautiful. It's beautiful."
December 7, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I was just about to drop some whine-dark blackpilled sludge post here, but I walked by the bathroom door...the 3-year-old was sitting on the john with a single square of toilet paper, gently peeling apart the plies, gazing through the translucency and whispering "It's beautiful. It's beautiful."