Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛
@dinosaurdracula.bsky.social
I'm Matt. I run Dinosaur Dracula and I'm 1/2 of The Purple Stuff Podcast. Into '80s/'90s ephemera, cats and junk food. https://linktr.ee/dinosaurdracula
hopped up on canned caffeine mercilessly buying used women's sweatshirts on eBay at 3am
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December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hopped up on canned caffeine mercilessly buying used women's sweatshirts on eBay at 3am
tbh, you're being kind
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
tbh, you're being kind
you stop buying dick tracy aftershave, they point the finger AT ME
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
you stop buying dick tracy aftershave, they point the finger AT ME
figure made by the same company in the same scale... could probably pop off his head and make that a reality
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
figure made by the same company in the same scale... could probably pop off his head and make that a reality
BEET RED, FACEY
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BEET RED, FACEY
I see you're hoping to be a pull-quote on the Blu-ray release
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I see you're hoping to be a pull-quote on the Blu-ray release
i still want that zeppelin
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i still want that zeppelin
🎂🎁 HB to the TR!
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December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎂🎁 HB to the TR!
a new coat bc despite my efforts i simply can't survive the winter with a $15 hoodie
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
a new coat bc despite my efforts i simply can't survive the winter with a $15 hoodie
thank you both, i could never be a hater
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
thank you both, i could never be a hater
Fun fact, I was really tempted to buy and include those with it, but with the snack bags I was already at critical mass for the number of arm movements I can put up with in a single month.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fun fact, I was really tempted to buy and include those with it, but with the snack bags I was already at critical mass for the number of arm movements I can put up with in a single month.
I remember! And I think running concurrently was the commercial where they're skiing in the supermarket and using boxes of frozen Swiss Steaks to build momentum.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I remember! And I think running concurrently was the commercial where they're skiing in the supermarket and using boxes of frozen Swiss Steaks to build momentum.
Santa's elves were so realistic. I don't believe they were actors.
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Santa's elves were so realistic. I don't believe they were actors.
He told me that story, he was morally opposed to the "glass-glazing" (his words) script
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He told me that story, he was morally opposed to the "glass-glazing" (his words) script
He mostly ignores them but every once in a while one catches his eye and he just stares at it for a half hour trying to decide if it's Actual Human.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He mostly ignores them but every once in a while one catches his eye and he just stares at it for a half hour trying to decide if it's Actual Human.
All he needs is a little string and a lotta Temptations treats and he's set.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All he needs is a little string and a lotta Temptations treats and he's set.
He's really held onto that innocent look through the years.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He's really held onto that innocent look through the years.
I'm pre-blogosphere days, cut me some slack, I still use the term webmaster
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'm pre-blogosphere days, cut me some slack, I still use the term webmaster
I'm a little behind! But I'm adding a couple today. :D
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm a little behind! But I'm adding a couple today. :D