Lauren Chesnut
@dinolaurrexnut.bsky.social
Devoted dog mother. Weird aunt. USPS superfan. Soccer and puzzles. Minneapolis improv and sketch comedy. Single-handedly keeping St. Paul boring.
Isaac: Is Fievel a Zionist?
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Isaac: Is Fievel a Zionist?
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
Me: What, no! Somewhere Out There, Fievel is so mad you said that.
What's going on with the psyches of those of us whose childhood home was finished in stages while we lived in it?
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What's going on with the psyches of those of us whose childhood home was finished in stages while we lived in it?
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
Just trying to find a reason as if it weren't just "genetics."
Reposted by Lauren Chesnut
Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.
www.thenation.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's called Art.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
It's called Art.
Have you ever even TRIED being a woman in society?!!
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Have you ever even TRIED being a woman in society?!!
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
Okay, I'm not trying very hard, but it sucks.
I will say, as someone who has been binge-watching NCIS late at night (usually but not always drunk), that I had to switch from Netflix to Paramount+ to stream seasons 6-11. And that reminds how fucking shit Paramount+ is.
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I will say, as someone who has been binge-watching NCIS late at night (usually but not always drunk), that I had to switch from Netflix to Paramount+ to stream seasons 6-11. And that reminds how fucking shit Paramount+ is.
What's fun about the release of more Epstein content is
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What's fun about the release of more Epstein content is
Oh no oh no oh no
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Oh no oh no oh no
When your ancestors were religious refugees, but also, their religion SUCKED.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
When your ancestors were religious refugees, but also, their religion SUCKED.
A lymphatic brush for your soul
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
A lymphatic brush for your soul
Officially Too Old to Approve of "Crash Out" Replacing "Freakout" in the Nomenclature Years Old
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Officially Too Old to Approve of "Crash Out" Replacing "Freakout" in the Nomenclature Years Old
If you desire to watch a maggot puppet contributing to an anti-necrophilia rap (among many other absurd premises), Sunday at 7 at the BLB is your last chance! www.bryantlakebowl.com/theater/whre...
Bryant Lake Bowl Theater
Your favorite sketch group is back with another all-new, all-fun sketch comedy show! November 7, 8, and 9, come see Ladybrain tackle hot-button issues like ugly oil paintings, soup in a bag, undead ki...
www.bryantlakebowl.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If you desire to watch a maggot puppet contributing to an anti-necrophilia rap (among many other absurd premises), Sunday at 7 at the BLB is your last chance! www.bryantlakebowl.com/theater/whre...
Oh shit, existing is a trauma response.
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Oh shit, existing is a trauma response.
You may have heard Mormons have a Family Night every Monday. But the cornerstone of this event involves a religious "lesson" presented by a family member.
Once every six weeks I got to present a killer felt board drama to my family based on an article from "The Friend" (the magazine for LDS kids).
Once every six weeks I got to present a killer felt board drama to my family based on an article from "The Friend" (the magazine for LDS kids).
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
You may have heard Mormons have a Family Night every Monday. But the cornerstone of this event involves a religious "lesson" presented by a family member.
Once every six weeks I got to present a killer felt board drama to my family based on an article from "The Friend" (the magazine for LDS kids).
Once every six weeks I got to present a killer felt board drama to my family based on an article from "The Friend" (the magazine for LDS kids).
I had a dozen eggs about to expire tomorrow and just put an egg bake in the oven using all of them. TAKE THAT, GROCERY GREMLINS!*
*Grocery gremlins talk you into buying a big thing of greens or 12 eggs or something else perishable that you won't use quickly enough.
*Grocery gremlins talk you into buying a big thing of greens or 12 eggs or something else perishable that you won't use quickly enough.
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I had a dozen eggs about to expire tomorrow and just put an egg bake in the oven using all of them. TAKE THAT, GROCERY GREMLINS!*
*Grocery gremlins talk you into buying a big thing of greens or 12 eggs or something else perishable that you won't use quickly enough.
*Grocery gremlins talk you into buying a big thing of greens or 12 eggs or something else perishable that you won't use quickly enough.
Yeah, I'm an introvert. I hate crowded places unless I am performing onstage in front of them.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Yeah, I'm an introvert. I hate crowded places unless I am performing onstage in front of them.
I had SNAP benefits as a masters student in Ohio 2009-10. It was a huge hassle to actually obtain them, they were almost more than I needed as a single person who barely likes eating, but also ruled?
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I had SNAP benefits as a masters student in Ohio 2009-10. It was a huge hassle to actually obtain them, they were almost more than I needed as a single person who barely likes eating, but also ruled?
No, YOU constructed a maggot puppet for a comedy sketch and still need to record a rap song for said sketch because you are two score and two years old and act like it.
October 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
No, YOU constructed a maggot puppet for a comedy sketch and still need to record a rap song for said sketch because you are two score and two years old and act like it.
Me, driving down Summit Avenue and looking at the preak autumn leaves, "Oh, fuck off! Get the fuck out of here!"
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me, driving down Summit Avenue and looking at the preak autumn leaves, "Oh, fuck off! Get the fuck out of here!"
It is a crime that I own a tiny dog who hates wearing clothes. I would put her in a different costume every day of October if I could. I bet it would cure my depression and dismantle the whole fascio-capitalist hellscape we live in. Through cuteness.
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
It is a crime that I own a tiny dog who hates wearing clothes. I would put her in a different costume every day of October if I could. I bet it would cure my depression and dismantle the whole fascio-capitalist hellscape we live in. Through cuteness.
I am 42 years old and made myself sick by eating too much soup tonight. DAMA (don't ask me anything). I clearly have no idea how to be a fucking person.
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I am 42 years old and made myself sick by eating too much soup tonight. DAMA (don't ask me anything). I clearly have no idea how to be a fucking person.
Reposted by Lauren Chesnut
I don't do stand-up, was not invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and yet feel like I can take a moral victory lap* for not going there.
*A lap I wouldn't legally be allowed to make in a car there!
*A lap I wouldn't legally be allowed to make in a car there!
October 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I don't do stand-up, was not invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and yet feel like I can take a moral victory lap* for not going there.
*A lap I wouldn't legally be allowed to make in a car there!
*A lap I wouldn't legally be allowed to make in a car there!
My worst sibling sent me an objectively delightful birthday gift: a plush dino-shaped chicken nugget.
September 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
My worst sibling sent me an objectively delightful birthday gift: a plush dino-shaped chicken nugget.