Dinoland Dan
@dinolanddan.bsky.social
Certified fossil. Theme parks, Route 66, tiki, and classic Americana.
Chester and Hester got evicted and became campaign graphic designers, good for them
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Chester and Hester got evicted and became campaign graphic designers, good for them
Omg the new Tokyo DisneySEA Story Beyond is based on the Venetian Gondolas and feels like a dating sim this is amazing
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Omg the new Tokyo DisneySEA Story Beyond is based on the Venetian Gondolas and feels like a dating sim this is amazing
Haha, well, posts are more likely to go outside your typical circle on Twitter than here.
Knowing there’s a backup, I can’t fault anyone for feeling tempted…
Knowing there’s a backup, I can’t fault anyone for feeling tempted…
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Haha, well, posts are more likely to go outside your typical circle on Twitter than here.
Knowing there’s a backup, I can’t fault anyone for feeling tempted…
Knowing there’s a backup, I can’t fault anyone for feeling tempted…
Shots fired at Epcot, DHS, and DCA
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Shots fired at Epcot, DHS, and DCA
If I lived closer I’d buy a dozen, lacquer them, attach a ribbon, and use them as Christmas ornaments.
The Santa-Carno is great reference to the early days of Dino-Rama.
The Santa-Carno is great reference to the early days of Dino-Rama.
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If I lived closer I’d buy a dozen, lacquer them, attach a ribbon, and use them as Christmas ornaments.
The Santa-Carno is great reference to the early days of Dino-Rama.
The Santa-Carno is great reference to the early days of Dino-Rama.
Hmmm, I think they had enough room to write out the whole word
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hmmm, I think they had enough room to write out the whole word
Halloween 2025 by the numbers:
- 400 kids
- 600+ gummy pizzas, burgers, Kenny Patties, Airheads, and full size Reese’s Fast Breaks
- First trick-or-treater at 5:30pm
- Ran out by 8:10pm
- 400 kids
- 600+ gummy pizzas, burgers, Kenny Patties, Airheads, and full size Reese’s Fast Breaks
- First trick-or-treater at 5:30pm
- Ran out by 8:10pm
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Halloween 2025 by the numbers:
- 400 kids
- 600+ gummy pizzas, burgers, Kenny Patties, Airheads, and full size Reese’s Fast Breaks
- First trick-or-treater at 5:30pm
- Ran out by 8:10pm
- 400 kids
- 600+ gummy pizzas, burgers, Kenny Patties, Airheads, and full size Reese’s Fast Breaks
- First trick-or-treater at 5:30pm
- Ran out by 8:10pm
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So there are at least three different movies going on here, none particularly good:
1. Big dark house
2. Spy spoof
3. Country & Western music showcase
Ferlin Husky does pretty well being his aw shucks self, but boy is there a lot of chaff.
There’s also a gorilla because why wouldn’t there be
1. Big dark house
2. Spy spoof
3. Country & Western music showcase
Ferlin Husky does pretty well being his aw shucks self, but boy is there a lot of chaff.
There’s also a gorilla because why wouldn’t there be
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So there are at least three different movies going on here, none particularly good:
1. Big dark house
2. Spy spoof
3. Country & Western music showcase
Ferlin Husky does pretty well being his aw shucks self, but boy is there a lot of chaff.
There’s also a gorilla because why wouldn’t there be
1. Big dark house
2. Spy spoof
3. Country & Western music showcase
Ferlin Husky does pretty well being his aw shucks self, but boy is there a lot of chaff.
There’s also a gorilla because why wouldn’t there be
This movie will use the flimsiest excuse to play a song. A character is watching (an impossibly young) Merle Haggard sing on a television set, just so they could add The Hag to the credits.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This movie will use the flimsiest excuse to play a song. A character is watching (an impossibly young) Merle Haggard sing on a television set, just so they could add The Hag to the credits.
Okay seeing Nudie Cohn’s real Cadillac car make a cameo is pretty rad
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Okay seeing Nudie Cohn’s real Cadillac car make a cameo is pretty rad
Alright let’s see how big a stinker we got here
![HILLBILLYS [sic] IN A HAUNTED HOUSE dvd featuring a gorilla and buxom blonde beauty](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:inulqtcjf525rwpmosez5eyw/bafkreicthfefqcoczvvqgxyltcgo4vhnb26quntudtjhjvfgwftjkcvwhu@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Alright let’s see how big a stinker we got here
The party’s theme was vintage TV of the 50s-70s and exactly zero of the over 20 guests had ever watched Match Game 😔
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The party’s theme was vintage TV of the 50s-70s and exactly zero of the over 20 guests had ever watched Match Game 😔
The Star Wars Road Trip issue of the Insider was my favorite back in the day, so seeing a full-scale development like this is really exciting!
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Star Wars Road Trip issue of the Insider was my favorite back in the day, so seeing a full-scale development like this is really exciting!
It brings me such joy to see Huell celebrated. He got his start on our local NBC affiliate in Nashville and I remember him making appearances there well into the ‘90s.
My child self saw the La Brea tar pits on California’s Gold once & thought hey, if Huell is there, it must be a short drive away!
My child self saw the La Brea tar pits on California’s Gold once & thought hey, if Huell is there, it must be a short drive away!
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It brings me such joy to see Huell celebrated. He got his start on our local NBC affiliate in Nashville and I remember him making appearances there well into the ‘90s.
My child self saw the La Brea tar pits on California’s Gold once & thought hey, if Huell is there, it must be a short drive away!
My child self saw the La Brea tar pits on California’s Gold once & thought hey, if Huell is there, it must be a short drive away!
It’s apparently Florida week on Wheel of Fortune and I can’t stop laughing at how they slipped Kissimmee in there
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s apparently Florida week on Wheel of Fortune and I can’t stop laughing at how they slipped Kissimmee in there
Special shout-out to when you could still buy toy pistols at Magic Kingdom and wear a real holster for Mickey’s Not-So Scary
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Special shout-out to when you could still buy toy pistols at Magic Kingdom and wear a real holster for Mickey’s Not-So Scary
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume.
My 2020 hair meant I could do a “wolfman drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s” costume
My 2020 hair meant I could do a “wolfman drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s” costume
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume.
My 2020 hair meant I could do a “wolfman drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s” costume
My 2020 hair meant I could do a “wolfman drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s” costume
I see @sonderquest.bsky.social has branched out to 3D work
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I see @sonderquest.bsky.social has branched out to 3D work
I had a couple of these guys growing up, and seeing them in Jurassic Park may have contributed to my believing the movie was real for multiple years.
That and the fact I wasn’t even in kindergarten.
That and the fact I wasn’t even in kindergarten.
October 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I had a couple of these guys growing up, and seeing them in Jurassic Park may have contributed to my believing the movie was real for multiple years.
That and the fact I wasn’t even in kindergarten.
That and the fact I wasn’t even in kindergarten.
A few other sides of my personality.
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A few other sides of my personality.
I keep getting older, but my birthday gifts stay the same age
Especially excited for the Eric Boardman and Gary Owens Dinosaurs Forever special — their videos encapsulate the very specific moment in time that Dinoland, USA celebrates.
Especially excited for the Eric Boardman and Gary Owens Dinosaurs Forever special — their videos encapsulate the very specific moment in time that Dinoland, USA celebrates.
October 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I keep getting older, but my birthday gifts stay the same age
Especially excited for the Eric Boardman and Gary Owens Dinosaurs Forever special — their videos encapsulate the very specific moment in time that Dinoland, USA celebrates.
Especially excited for the Eric Boardman and Gary Owens Dinosaurs Forever special — their videos encapsulate the very specific moment in time that Dinoland, USA celebrates.
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October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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