"I didn't say I was here to speak." Jeff calmly approached the table and pulled out a chair. "I said I was here to parlay."

One of Coronello's men was visibly shaking at this, his face turning a bright #magenta. Jeff nodded his head towards the man. "Is your guy okay?" #vss365

"You didn't," Jeff calmly replied.

"I thought not. So then what are you doing here, against all #augury?"

"I've come to parlay."

"Yet you come armed."

"Of course I'm armed. I'm not a fool."

Coronello nodded. "Very well. Say your piece and get out. I have business." #vss365

Coronello was staring at him from behind the conference table, flanked by six of his men all aiming various firearms at him. Jeff glanced at each one in turn. "Ladies."

Coronello looked him up and down. "Well, look who's #chic. I don't remember inviting you here today." #vss365

What makes you think this isn't performative for the sake of showing Trump "We're doing it too"?

"That's usually more #vespertine."

"I'm sorry to disappoint," he replied, unsure what the word means. Then he pushed open the oak door and strode once more down the wood-lined hallway, past the bathroom to the second door. He knocked twice and then eased it open inward. #vss365

There was someone reviewing the first three episodes online who complained that the characters had to carry the show because the plot wasn't doing anything for it. The general response from... everyone... was that these are Session 0 episodes, so there ISN'T a plot yet. The first three are setup.

For someone more mainstream (and with a better hit/miss ratio), how about Keith David? You get Rick and Morty, Hazbin Hotel, the Riddick series, Armageddon, The Thing, Nope, NCIS: New Orleans, BoJack Horseman, The Nice Guys, Mr. Robot, Scorpion, Archer, Cloud Atlas...

The ones that might be unclear:

Staind
ABBA
Big Wreck

They're Probably Not Giants
Shockwave Boy
Paraless
Wink 182
Twenty One Flight Students
Woodica
Quartersonic
I Daughter Earth
Matthew Goode And Friend
54•20
Moderately Sized Sea
Cleand
BCCB
Velvet Flintlock
Moderate Fender Bender

Shoutout the bowlback mandolin.

Wait, is the argument that male-to-male power cords should exist? That's a really good way to burn down a house.

He gestured towards his colourful shirt. "Can't you tell?"

She nervously shuffled towards the door that led to the back rooms.

Jeff reached out a calming hand. "You don't need to do anything #chivalrous here. I didn't come to cause problems. I just need to talk to him." #vss365

"Luxury homes" should refer to homes that cost over $1 million, but real estate in this city is so vastly inflated that $1 million won't even get you most homes. It's truly absurd. The bubble needs to burst.

Then there's the Community part of the review, which is just a massive visual mess. I scrolled down twice before giving up on it.

I've seen speculation that this was entirely generated by AI with no oversight. Given how much of it is nonsense, I'm inclined to agree.

www.twitch.tv/annual-recap/

Then it has a title "Mod of the Year" to describe my channel mod stats, which sounds like it's giving me an award. It says I've moderated one channel, which is not true (I'm a mod in several channels).