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Cross-posting this comment from Jeet Heer over on Twitter. It really is kind of funny that Musk is just totally unable to pick up on code and innuendo.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Antonina and I's cosplans are like all hetslop, but if you look at this photo while squinting really hard, we totally did yuri too.
January 22, 2026 at 3:20 AM
How work is going today:
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
We're so fucking bad at this
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Nico Yazawa was the Mike Love of love live
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I think once a week about the passive-aggressive message a guy from my last job left on the lid of a recycling bin: "Are pillows recyclable? NO!!!"
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Pray for Antonina, she's trying to set up the PS5.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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A devastating story about the life and death of Lia Smith, a transgender woman and college student targeted by conservatives online because she briefly participated on the school's diving team. Lia was found dead by suicide last fall at the age of 21.

(Unlocked article below)
At Middlebury, She Hoped to Start Fresh. In Trump’s America, It Seemed Impossible.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I've seen .07% fans, and they scare the shit out of me.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
And yet spotify tells me I have the taste of a 78 year-old man.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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My assessment after dropping my son off at school is that it's a bad day to be a KPop Demon
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Fall, the turkeys are back at the dump.
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Real Gaming
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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cutting in all the times trump used the same words makes this, weirdly, one of the most effective ads I've seen about Epstein
Holy crap. Trump will make the FCC crucify Jimmy Kimmel for this.
October 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM