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Scrawny ass mofo who I could probably bench for reps looked at my finger and went "did you cut yourself in the kitchen" 😠
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Scrawny ass mofo who I could probably bench for reps looked at my finger and went "did you cut yourself in the kitchen" 😠
Shit hits worse than crack
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Shit hits worse than crack
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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I can't wait for him to drop his first album!
This is Georgie. He heard sirens outside his window. Thought he would show them how it's done. 14/10 excellent vibrato Georgie (TT: georgietheboxr)
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I can't wait for him to drop his first album!
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i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings
Hoeing with all the street doggos I meet during my walks means the second one I cuddle inevitably smells the first one I cuddled and you can see that 5 secs of hesitation in their eyes before they decide they will allow it
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hoeing with all the street doggos I meet during my walks means the second one I cuddle inevitably smells the first one I cuddled and you can see that 5 secs of hesitation in their eyes before they decide they will allow it
We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We're cooking beef testicles for Christmas!
About to unleash the beast
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
About to unleash the beast
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Little bro and I are just chilling and watching the duckies today
Shop was out of chicken sammies so I bought egg and the neurotic bastard refused to eat them. Was down for a solid 10 minutes of cuddling on the park bench though.
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Shop was out of chicken sammies so I bought egg and the neurotic bastard refused to eat them. Was down for a solid 10 minutes of cuddling on the park bench though.
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
This diva won't eat the crusts on the chicken sammies I keep buying for him, you'd think a scrawny street mutt would lower his standards but nope
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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i’ve always found the 2016 cooper union bathroom signage redesign, a result of successful advocacy by trans students, to be a brilliant, elegant solution.
cooper.edu/about/restro...
cooper.edu/about/restro...
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
i’ve always found the 2016 cooper union bathroom signage redesign, a result of successful advocacy by trans students, to be a brilliant, elegant solution.
cooper.edu/about/restro...
cooper.edu/about/restro...
3 different men approached me whilst I was out on my 4.30am waddle to the gym which is a new record I think.
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
3 different men approached me whilst I was out on my 4.30am waddle to the gym which is a new record I think.
Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Well #Zootopia2 was a bust. The cringe was off the charts and how they managed to make a film about a fox and a bunny straighter than any Hallmark rom-com is a genuine mystery.
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
winnie the pooh is flexing his muscles in a cartoon
Alt: winnie the pooh is tapping his head
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November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Not sure which stage of dementia this is but today I got out of the pool, went into the shower, took my swimsuit off, showered, put my swimsuit back on and NEARLY GOT BACK IN THE POOL.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
October 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
The domestic goddess kinda shit I've been on.
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Was watching a tiny gymbro walking down the street and feeling that general sense of warmth for "my people" when an absolute specimen got out of his car in front of us - tall, yuge, tight white tshirt, the works. Then...
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Jesus fucking christ how bad is the new Superman
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an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
an eating disorder based subculture is psychologically load bearing for like 10% of adult men, which isn’t different numerically than for women, but womens ED subcultures are mocked and modbanned and underground and mens are considered high value and aspirational lol
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"the left nut of darkness" has me dying