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sexy axe murderer 🪓
@diceandaxes.bsky.social
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pnp, sillyposting and brainrot account
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sexy axe murderer 🪓 @diceandaxes.bsky.social · Mar 13
I'm gonna use this place for pnp talk, session posts, shitposts, whining, and anything else I deem not professional enough for an account that gets linked in my author bio
diceandaxes.bsky.social
aggressively massaging my new shoes so they don't turn my heels into minced meat tomorrow at the christmas market
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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damienvoidart.bsky.social
Art calendar | 03.12.2025
⭐ Lynnafreya for @tintenwesen.bsky.social

The embrace of death. Never as a surrender, rather as a companion through life, a promise that carries you to thrive for greatness despite of. Until you return to --- a friend.

#DNDart #OCart #OCsky #OC #TradArt #Art
Traditionally drawn art card artwork - drawn with black liners, shaded with a hint of grey, showing tints of colour and sometimes golden accents. Lynnafreya on what seems to be a graveyard. The character is held by a stone statue of death - a skull with human looking hands wrapped in a conceiling cloak. Flowers are growing through the cracks of the statue, mirroring the flowers in Lynnafreya's hair and along the support on the leg. Despite the symbol of death, the character is smiling. Golden leaves are growing along the chracter, a contrast of life and hope and light.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
Das massive Loot in jeder Ecke in diesem Bauernhaus in dem prewritten adventure ist inzwischen schon sehr immersion-breaking

#BrushgatherfarmPnP
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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textualpoacher.bsky.social
#brushgatherfarmpnp
Just-Alváro-Things: Ein Lurch nimmt ihm seinen Job weg. Oder auch "ein schleimiger Nacktschneckendrache".
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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textualpoacher.bsky.social
Wir haben es endlich geklärt: Die Hälfte von Alváros Narben ist, weil er versucht hat, sich ohne Spiegel zu rasieren.
Die Gruppe: "Vor allem die an den Beinen."

#brushgatherfarmpnp
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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damienvoidart.bsky.social
Art calendar | 01.12.2025
⭐ Kotohina for @minascrane.bsky.social

A past stitched together in slowly loosening seams, coloured in muddy blood and burning lecture. Leading to a bright future away from the shadows.

#DNDart #OCart #OCsky #OC #TradArt #Art
Traditionally drawn art card artwork - drawn with black liners, shaded with a hint of grey, showing tints of colour and sometimes golden accents. Kotohina is a young person clutching a well read book with both hands against the chest, one hand is hidden in a glove while the other is sprinkled with red blood. The character looks stiff, glance is a blend of hurt and stubborn determination, lips seem almost pouty. The red eye is fixed on the viewer, the other is hidden in shadows. Kotohina's nose is bleeding. Behind the character is the dark frame of a humanoid looking creature with broad shoulders, not distinguishable and facing into the other direction. Both are surrounded by a golden circle, the rest of the background is full of lines which are seemingly stitched together with broad golden seams.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
was thinking about a How Far We've Come edit for the gorls, and that will be in my head for days now
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
warum muss meine beste Freundin fast sterben, damit jemand zu meiner Übernachtungsparty kommt? :/

#GreatRangingMAK
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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sigmacassiopeia.bsky.social
bRO IMMER WENN DIE ÜBER MEINE WELT REDEN GEHE ICH INSANE WAS FÜR ZEHNTER WELTKRIEG
#GreatRangingMAK
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
there are so few people I know who I exchange christmas presents with (my family being mostly present-less, no wichteln this year) that now I get christmas anxiety about being selfish or forgetting someone orz
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
"sorry elanor, ich wollte dich nicht unterbrechen, aber ich musste noch kurz auf horatio's männlichkeit rumreiten." - eva, 2025

#PhantomDerOperBitD
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
elanor: ulysse würde erst gehen, wenn cy auch geht, und ihn nicht aus den augen lassen.

cy: endlich werd ich mal begehrt.

ulysse: es geht nur darum, was in deiner hose ist, cy.

#PhantomDerOperBitD
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Beginning", and it's a girl sitting on a stone wall at a park on a sunny day, shaded partially by the leaves of the tree above, saying "th-there's this girl ... and she's ... annoying." She's got brown hair with straight bangs, and is wearing a red-and-yellow dolphin-logo t-shirt and high-waisted jean shorts. Panel 2: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Middle", and it's a massive meteor colliding with the Earth, lava-filled cracks meandering from the point of impact and lava and smoke rising from around the meteor. Panel 3: Title "Average Yuri Plot Ending", and it's two simply-drawn girls (one of whom is the girl from the first panel) standing next to each other, smiling, and holding hands with dumb little blank expressions. Confetti is falling around them. The other girl has her dark brown hair in a messy bun, has purple eyes, and is in a red-and-white athletic tank-top, black tights, and red leg warmers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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druesje.bsky.social
Have a few more commission slots hmu fast if u need it as a present ♡

Don't be shy to ask me for prices btw I am more than fine with working on a budget ♡♡
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
and suddenly a writer I admire a lot has joined one of my writing group chats.
what is even happening?
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
is there an actual classical fairytale where a knight has to save a kidnapped princess from a dragon or did pop culture just make that up? (genuine question)
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
btw I have now played the wizard game for the amount of time it takes to wait for all staff members to walk out of eye sight and to apply a "trans people have literally always existed" sticker to the controller
(and yes, my heart was racing for 5 minutes even tho probably nobody cared)
diceandaxes.bsky.social sexy axe murderer 🪓 @diceandaxes.bsky.social · 13d
they also have the game at the nintendo corner. will i bring a trans sticker and put it over the screen or am I too much of an anxious pussy? it will be seen.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
beach baddies
peg
blut (this one counts if I can read it!)

sounds good to me
sophieladder.com Sophie Ladder 🌸 Las Vegas @sophieladder.com · 12d
first three words you see describes your 2026
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word search grid
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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noxachi.bsky.social
pierre did one thing this session and immediately poisoned himself

#c'estlavaesen
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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ensyis.bsky.social
This is commissioned work.
Amren belongs to @unpolar.bsky.social and goes by they/them. For drawing them I was provided only with some moodboards for clothes and overall vibe. Otherwise I was free to do, what I want.
Thank you so much!

I enjoyed inking the little details a lot <3

#art #commission
Digital Grayscale drawing of a blond person happily posing dressed in blue coat and blouse with embroidery, high waist trousers and a coursage. They are also wearing high rider boots and some jewellery, rings and ear piercings. They nails are polished in blue.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
i could just play some pnp games that don't need that much dice rolling in my bed, but i fear that is a slippery slope for my already "does 90% of my everday actions in bed" ass
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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haemophagie.bsky.social
my favorite use of the ceremony spell
a screenshot of the wedding ritual you can do with the ceremony spell in dnd 5e, but it's been edited to say: "Divorce. You touch adult humanoids willing to be divorced. For the next 7 days, each target gains a -2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if married.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
also, so many people recognized my Alphys cosplay! Undertale fans are the sweetest because they always are excited just to see anyone cosplaying that fandom 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
diceandaxes.bsky.social
one of the scare actors of the horror circus I went to was at the con in cosplay. should have known that the costumes were their own since they were the best part of the show.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM