Rachel 🫀
@diamant.bsky.social
Pale Usher—threadbare in coat, heart, body and brain—ever dusting her old lexicons.
🌐 FR, EN, DE, NL, ZH
📍 Belgium
🌐 FR, EN, DE, NL, ZH
📍 Belgium
i know im unbearably good looking and have an elvish grace and whatever but getting accosted by two different guys asking me out in 5 minutes and one of them was literally taking a piss in the open is a bit much. sir ur dick is out i will not give u my name or number
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i know im unbearably good looking and have an elvish grace and whatever but getting accosted by two different guys asking me out in 5 minutes and one of them was literally taking a piss in the open is a bit much. sir ur dick is out i will not give u my name or number
that whole thing about how "time goes faster as u age" hasnt really been true in my experience. my early 20s seem like a blur that went by super quickly because my life was kinda awful, but the past 3 years feel like they took a decade, in big part because ive done so much
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
that whole thing about how "time goes faster as u age" hasnt really been true in my experience. my early 20s seem like a blur that went by super quickly because my life was kinda awful, but the past 3 years feel like they took a decade, in big part because ive done so much
dude im paired w for a group project at uni doesnt know how to pirate scientific literature? the guy has a masters how did he get this far???
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
dude im paired w for a group project at uni doesnt know how to pirate scientific literature? the guy has a masters how did he get this far???
looking sick in the polysemic understanding that i am afflicted by both disease and an impeccable sense of style
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
looking sick in the polysemic understanding that i am afflicted by both disease and an impeccable sense of style
i will Terminate people who dont pick up the fucking phone
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
i will Terminate people who dont pick up the fucking phone
dirk strider.............. why did u have to be gay and fictional...............
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
dirk strider.............. why did u have to be gay and fictional...............
sometimes somethings so good the qualityslop becomes a qualityslopgem
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
sometimes somethings so good the qualityslop becomes a qualityslopgem
if u read homestuck and ur favourite character is a strilonde u will have to contend with a permanent and inescapable yet ineffable alteration to ur linguistic patterns
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if u read homestuck and ur favourite character is a strilonde u will have to contend with a permanent and inescapable yet ineffable alteration to ur linguistic patterns
everyone around me including my family, friends and even my gf have been spontaneously referring to me as a lesbian, and the lesbians around me have been treating me as one of their own. idk maybe i should let the bisexual label behind me atp?
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
everyone around me including my family, friends and even my gf have been spontaneously referring to me as a lesbian, and the lesbians around me have been treating me as one of their own. idk maybe i should let the bisexual label behind me atp?
as of today i've finished maintext homestuck and the epilogues and am thus One Million words in, or a bit over two Lord Of The Ringses
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
as of today i've finished maintext homestuck and the epilogues and am thus One Million words in, or a bit over two Lord Of The Ringses
i've been eating pickles straight out the jar all week idk what's wrong w me
December 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i've been eating pickles straight out the jar all week idk what's wrong w me
i fucking love dirk homestuck and this will potentially change very soon based on the current colour of the narration
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i fucking love dirk homestuck and this will potentially change very soon based on the current colour of the narration
people need to stop fucking in march i cannot afford to have yet another capricorn in my life
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
people need to stop fucking in march i cannot afford to have yet another capricorn in my life
i have a coworker who wears so much fucking cologne that i feel that just coming within 6 feet of him overwrites my own perfume for the whole day. he makes me smell like a midlife crisis.
December 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i have a coworker who wears so much fucking cologne that i feel that just coming within 6 feet of him overwrites my own perfume for the whole day. he makes me smell like a midlife crisis.
i gave money to some charity because the woman in the street said i have a cute and soft voice i'm so fucking easy.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i gave money to some charity because the woman in the street said i have a cute and soft voice i'm so fucking easy.
i'm so addicted to studies that when i'm done with my two postmaster certifications i'm pretty sure i'll get a second master's
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i'm so addicted to studies that when i'm done with my two postmaster certifications i'm pretty sure i'll get a second master's
i feel like a genius i made a button that bypasses a good 70% of paywalls. i can't believe attaching two pieces of text like this works. is this what coding feels like? if so i might kinda get it now
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December 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
i feel like a genius i made a button that bypasses a good 70% of paywalls. i can't believe attaching two pieces of text like this works. is this what coding feels like? if so i might kinda get it now
one of my biggest blindsides as a teacher is that after so many years of practice i forgot what it's like to be uncomfortable with public speaking
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
one of my biggest blindsides as a teacher is that after so many years of practice i forgot what it's like to be uncomfortable with public speaking
i hate how competitive i am. i have a coworker who's even more of a workaholic than me and who only sleeps 4-5h a night and my first thought was that i need to sleep even less than him so i can be the worst workaholic in the whole college
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i hate how competitive i am. i have a coworker who's even more of a workaholic than me and who only sleeps 4-5h a night and my first thought was that i need to sleep even less than him so i can be the worst workaholic in the whole college
i don't understand people who don't shower twice a day like don't you feel a bit grimy both after sleeping and after coming back from work?
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i don't understand people who don't shower twice a day like don't you feel a bit grimy both after sleeping and after coming back from work?
my sisters got me to stay an hour longer at our afternoon together by mentioning playing truth or truth as i was putting on my shoes to go catch my train. i cannot resist truth or truth.
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my sisters got me to stay an hour longer at our afternoon together by mentioning playing truth or truth as i was putting on my shoes to go catch my train. i cannot resist truth or truth.
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good thing about being in charge of political events is i can make sure they take place on dates where im free (i picked the date of an event with a budget in the thousands specifically so it wouldn't conflict with my mum's birthday even though that was the initially suggested date)
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
good thing about being in charge of political events is i can make sure they take place on dates where im free (i picked the date of an event with a budget in the thousands specifically so it wouldn't conflict with my mum's birthday even though that was the initially suggested date)
30 ans je me fais encore mademoiseller par un prof alors que la meuf 5 ans plus jeune à côté elle se fait madamer sans problème
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
30 ans je me fais encore mademoiseller par un prof alors que la meuf 5 ans plus jeune à côté elle se fait madamer sans problème