Rita Skeeter
@dhjrs.bsky.social
dreamer • for the love of SOCA • anime lover • introvert with mild extrovert tendencies • 876 🇯🇲
📍Toronto, Canada
📚 Follow my reading journey @PlotPlease on Instagram!
📍Toronto, Canada
📚 Follow my reading journey @PlotPlease on Instagram!
My mother is the type to SEE me asleep - I mean eyes closed, sheet covering my face, everything - and she’ll wake me up to ask me if I’m sleeping.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My mother is the type to SEE me asleep - I mean eyes closed, sheet covering my face, everything - and she’ll wake me up to ask me if I’m sleeping.
I really do hate these new age stylists. Cancelling 48 hours in advance is just completely unrealistic.
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I really do hate these new age stylists. Cancelling 48 hours in advance is just completely unrealistic.
Randomly starting coughing last night. Went to bed, woke up and I could feel the cough sitting on my chest. And immediately I knew.
Here we go again. I’m getting sick.
Here we go again. I’m getting sick.
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Randomly starting coughing last night. Went to bed, woke up and I could feel the cough sitting on my chest. And immediately I knew.
Here we go again. I’m getting sick.
Here we go again. I’m getting sick.
Maturing is realizing your mama was on to something when she put baby powder on your neck before bed as a child.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Maturing is realizing your mama was on to something when she put baby powder on your neck before bed as a child.
I took a melatonin thinking that by the time I shower and finish getting ready for bed, it’s gonna hit and I can just…pass out.
Why my mama jump in the shower just as I grab my towel…after I took the melatonin already.
Lord please if you see this. Give me strength
Why my mama jump in the shower just as I grab my towel…after I took the melatonin already.
Lord please if you see this. Give me strength
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I took a melatonin thinking that by the time I shower and finish getting ready for bed, it’s gonna hit and I can just…pass out.
Why my mama jump in the shower just as I grab my towel…after I took the melatonin already.
Lord please if you see this. Give me strength
Why my mama jump in the shower just as I grab my towel…after I took the melatonin already.
Lord please if you see this. Give me strength
I broke my cardinal rule and accepted a follow request on Instagram from a coworker. Because she’s older and I figured she doesn’t use IG that much anyway.
Bro. The amount of DM’s I receive from her daily?!
It’s to the point I’ve stopped responding and one day she paged me about it? 🙃
Bro. The amount of DM’s I receive from her daily?!
It’s to the point I’ve stopped responding and one day she paged me about it? 🙃
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I broke my cardinal rule and accepted a follow request on Instagram from a coworker. Because she’s older and I figured she doesn’t use IG that much anyway.
Bro. The amount of DM’s I receive from her daily?!
It’s to the point I’ve stopped responding and one day she paged me about it? 🙃
Bro. The amount of DM’s I receive from her daily?!
It’s to the point I’ve stopped responding and one day she paged me about it? 🙃
Making spelling mistakes in my posts and then having someone repost it is my 13th reason 😭
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Making spelling mistakes in my posts and then having someone repost it is my 13th reason 😭
I just spent 15 mins not only clearing every single notification on my phone, but I also deleted unnecessary apps and turned odd notifications on a shit ton of them
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just spent 15 mins not only clearing every single notification on my phone, but I also deleted unnecessary apps and turned odd notifications on a shit ton of them
Spinach
3. What is your favorite vegetable?
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Spinach
Burnt out just a little
1. How are you feeling today?
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Burnt out just a little
I wish they would invite a bed cocoon. I’d crawl into every night and emerge from in the morning. It would literally cover me from head to toe and be comfortable to breathe in.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I wish they would invite a bed cocoon. I’d crawl into every night and emerge from in the morning. It would literally cover me from head to toe and be comfortable to breathe in.
Finally finished my stranger things rewatch from season 1-4
Now I’m debating if I want to start season 5 now, or wait until all the episodes are out…
Now I’m debating if I want to start season 5 now, or wait until all the episodes are out…
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Finally finished my stranger things rewatch from season 1-4
Now I’m debating if I want to start season 5 now, or wait until all the episodes are out…
Now I’m debating if I want to start season 5 now, or wait until all the episodes are out…
No one warns you about how lonely it is going home to your own bed when you spent all day laid up under somebody son
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
No one warns you about how lonely it is going home to your own bed when you spent all day laid up under somebody son
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For what it’s worth, women weren’t lacking sense in the past. They were lacking rights
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
For what it’s worth, women weren’t lacking sense in the past. They were lacking rights
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I could write a novel on mine but I’m tryna watch someone else’s drama.
Don’t forget to post your family drama so we can all tune out from our own family drama and into yours
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I could write a novel on mine but I’m tryna watch someone else’s drama.
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THESE ARE HEAVEN MY GOODNESS
They were a touch pricey but WORTH it.
They were a touch pricey but WORTH it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
THESE ARE HEAVEN MY GOODNESS
They were a touch pricey but WORTH it.
They were a touch pricey but WORTH it.
Hello where are the Thanksgiving plates?
Let’s see em, let’s try them, and rate it 1-10
Let’s see em, let’s try them, and rate it 1-10
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hello where are the Thanksgiving plates?
Let’s see em, let’s try them, and rate it 1-10
Let’s see em, let’s try them, and rate it 1-10
I hate that social media has us in a fucking death grip. I hate that everything revolves around social media.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I hate that social media has us in a fucking death grip. I hate that everything revolves around social media.
happy turkey day to all my American friends
a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
ALT: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
happy turkey day to all my American friends
When the winter blues want to take me out I remind myself I looked like this in the summer and suddenly I remember who the fuck I am.
Someone take me back to Miami carnival immediately!!
Someone take me back to Miami carnival immediately!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When the winter blues want to take me out I remind myself I looked like this in the summer and suddenly I remember who the fuck I am.
Someone take me back to Miami carnival immediately!!
Someone take me back to Miami carnival immediately!!
There was a point when the song “People Like You” by Gramps Morgan would come on and I had to change the song. There was no way I could listen to it and not want to cry.
I finally listened to the song in its entirety just now, and I didn’t cry.
Small wins.
I finally listened to the song in its entirety just now, and I didn’t cry.
Small wins.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There was a point when the song “People Like You” by Gramps Morgan would come on and I had to change the song. There was no way I could listen to it and not want to cry.
I finally listened to the song in its entirety just now, and I didn’t cry.
Small wins.
I finally listened to the song in its entirety just now, and I didn’t cry.
Small wins.
Roses
Blind research
What’s your favorite flower?
What’s your favorite flower?
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Roses
I haven’t done a trim in a whole year. This hairdresser finna cut everything off next week.
I’m ready. Cut it off.
I’m ready. Cut it off.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I haven’t done a trim in a whole year. This hairdresser finna cut everything off next week.
I’m ready. Cut it off.
I’m ready. Cut it off.