and here's the thing about it aside from the humor value— it's so fucking nefarious and actual objective proof of how bad really things are. i'm just fucking losing my mind over this

if you've never heard it, go listen it's the funniest shit in the world

and like some random animal legs and a weird tail like is this the scariest shit you can come up with? i've seen scarier fursuits

like "here is a soup i cooked after i went to the grocery store and bought a ton of squash"

yk what hell yeah

my coffee is energy drinks. grab and go. now i need to motivate myself to get my to do list done

they were standing out on the sidewalk and not actually crossing the property line and just kept blah blah blah so i wheeled around and said stfu and the dude said something like "you're yelling!!!"

bitch if you don't

thx for the tip!!

wow $2000 off a new bathtub. thanks

and i LOATHE making phone calls. this is how much i hate junk mail. i don't want crappy coupon flyers and i don't want credit card offers. it should be like email. i should be able to unsubscribe easily. not to mention the absolute waste of resources it is

21. the next time you encounter people that think they're god's gift to earth, just remember they shit like the rest of us

22. NEVER put someone on a pedestal while you put yourself in the basement

23. make art

24. make art

25. make art

26. stop using the chair to put laundry in it (me to me)

16. do not buy used mattress ffs

17. when you go to a hotel, don't think about what luminol and a blacklight will reveal

18. antiques roadshow is perfect for sleeping, background noise and/or engaging television. triple whammy

19. youtube to MP3 rippers are your best friend

20. do not text them

12. your brain is garbage in, garbage out. consume good media

13. keep a change jar even if you mostly pay with your card

14. buy hair dye on clearance, especially when you can't decide what your next color is

15. go to thrift stores in rich neighborhoods. avoid consignment and "boutiques"