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@dezmo.bsky.social
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she/her
digital hunter/gatherer
multimedia project
dezmo.bandcamp.com
she/her
digital hunter/gatherer
multimedia project
dezmo.bandcamp.com
mike johnson makes me want to vomit
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
mike johnson makes me want to vomit
this is an excellent case where i have never listened to this but the album cover is pure aesthetics so i will give it a listen
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this is an excellent case where i have never listened to this but the album cover is pure aesthetics so i will give it a listen
craft beer snobs, what is your favorite!? i like sours + porters & stouts. go
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
craft beer snobs, what is your favorite!? i like sours + porters & stouts. go
if anyone knows of anyone that sells large canvas original artworks, pls let me know bc i have a huge blank space on another wall. here is a selection of the type of stuff i like. thank u
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if anyone knows of anyone that sells large canvas original artworks, pls let me know bc i have a huge blank space on another wall. here is a selection of the type of stuff i like. thank u
*sips natural light*
this is terrible
*sips again*
this is terrible
*sips again*
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
*sips natural light*
this is terrible
*sips again*
this is terrible
*sips again*
i'm posting faster than my posts can accumulate likes
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i'm posting faster than my posts can accumulate likes
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If I ever won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
i already chipped my mail polish
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December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i already chipped my mail polish
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have you ever seen the rain
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
have you ever seen the rain
my album of the year was out of the blue by ELO, released in 1977
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my album of the year was out of the blue by ELO, released in 1977
me, at clinic getting my STI panel:
guy drawing my blood: "do you have any questions about the swabs??"
me: "ahh no seems pretty straightforward"
guy: "i'll tell you what i tell everybody. stick it in and sing happy birthday"
me:
guy drawing my blood: "do you have any questions about the swabs??"
me: "ahh no seems pretty straightforward"
guy: "i'll tell you what i tell everybody. stick it in and sing happy birthday"
me:
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
me, at clinic getting my STI panel:
guy drawing my blood: "do you have any questions about the swabs??"
me: "ahh no seems pretty straightforward"
guy: "i'll tell you what i tell everybody. stick it in and sing happy birthday"
me:
guy drawing my blood: "do you have any questions about the swabs??"
me: "ahh no seems pretty straightforward"
guy: "i'll tell you what i tell everybody. stick it in and sing happy birthday"
me:
i wish i could repost this 💯 times bc this is probably the funniest shit i have ever posted on this app
rrrrrinnggg!!
*holds banana to ear*
hello?
*laugh track*
*holds banana to ear*
hello?
*laugh track*
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i wish i could repost this 💯 times bc this is probably the funniest shit i have ever posted on this app
risky text sounds like risque text... coincidence? i think not
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
risky text sounds like risque text... coincidence? i think not
15 bean soup
Getting my annual list of how many beans i ate from the local grocery mart
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
15 bean soup
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youre on tiktok getting mad at bullshit you can scroll away from and im on tiktok watching white women eat these and getting influenced to try one for myself
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
youre on tiktok getting mad at bullshit you can scroll away from and im on tiktok watching white women eat these and getting influenced to try one for myself
impact play is just a musical that leaves an emotional impact on you
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
impact play is just a musical that leaves an emotional impact on you
the person i'm talking to has a wooden paddle. i can already feel my soul leaving my body
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the person i'm talking to has a wooden paddle. i can already feel my soul leaving my body
spotify wrapped?? more like... SPOTIFY...... CRAPPED!!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
spotify wrapped?? more like... SPOTIFY...... CRAPPED!!!!!!!
the only way to fail is if you stop trying
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the only way to fail is if you stop trying