Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero
@detpauldrake.bsky.social
Former Cop, Current Lawyer, Possibly Batman.
I live in a Disney movie.
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I live in a Disney movie.
Just as bad as she used to be.
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just as bad as she used to be.
I am not skinning myself and attaching a paper towel roll to my junk.
August 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I am not skinning myself and attaching a paper towel roll to my junk.
PA means Yuengling Lager
August 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
PA means Yuengling Lager
Which Walmart?
Any of them. Any day.
Any of them. Any day.
August 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Which Walmart?
Any of them. Any day.
Any of them. Any day.
She’s something else…
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
She’s something else…
One way or another, we’ll always have a bond
August 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
One way or another, we’ll always have a bond
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.
In all forms....
In all forms....
August 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.
In all forms....
In all forms....
Since my Jeep has arrived, I have been very happy.
Still looking for a model to re-create Photo 2, but better. :)
Still looking for a model to re-create Photo 2, but better. :)
August 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Since my Jeep has arrived, I have been very happy.
Still looking for a model to re-create Photo 2, but better. :)
Still looking for a model to re-create Photo 2, but better. :)
A good day for a good day
July 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A good day for a good day
The Bad Touch came out in 1999. If you thought it was educational, that’s a you problem.
I’m just a mammal.
I’m just a mammal.
July 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Bad Touch came out in 1999. If you thought it was educational, that’s a you problem.
I’m just a mammal.
I’m just a mammal.
The comforts of PA
July 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The comforts of PA
So would I, for, um reasons...
July 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So would I, for, um reasons...
This is bullshit.
1. He got caught and blames the artist for making his life a spectacle.
2. Zero respect for the woman. Her life is ruined as well.
3. Apologizing because you got caught is different than apologizing for your choices.
Don’t fuck your coworkers. Real men don’t cheat.
1. He got caught and blames the artist for making his life a spectacle.
2. Zero respect for the woman. Her life is ruined as well.
3. Apologizing because you got caught is different than apologizing for your choices.
Don’t fuck your coworkers. Real men don’t cheat.
July 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This is bullshit.
1. He got caught and blames the artist for making his life a spectacle.
2. Zero respect for the woman. Her life is ruined as well.
3. Apologizing because you got caught is different than apologizing for your choices.
Don’t fuck your coworkers. Real men don’t cheat.
1. He got caught and blames the artist for making his life a spectacle.
2. Zero respect for the woman. Her life is ruined as well.
3. Apologizing because you got caught is different than apologizing for your choices.
Don’t fuck your coworkers. Real men don’t cheat.
Happy Topless Hump Day to those that celebrate
July 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Happy Topless Hump Day to those that celebrate
We are happy to have rides do we can meet our neighbors
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We are happy to have rides do we can meet our neighbors
I used to be adorable…
July 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I used to be adorable…
Does a bear shit in the woods? No. He shits in my front yard.
Also, the world is on fire
Also, the world is on fire
July 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Does a bear shit in the woods? No. He shits in my front yard.
Also, the world is on fire
Also, the world is on fire
Establish trust immediately.
It’s a Jeep. It’s supposed to be dirty
It’s a Jeep. It’s supposed to be dirty
July 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Establish trust immediately.
It’s a Jeep. It’s supposed to be dirty
It’s a Jeep. It’s supposed to be dirty
Post yourself from a distant era.
I've always been a dad. Sorry.
I've always been a dad. Sorry.
July 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Post yourself from a distant era.
I've always been a dad. Sorry.
I've always been a dad. Sorry.
There were 10 open spaces around me. This guy parks next to me and way too close.
I have opinions.
I have opinions.
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There were 10 open spaces around me. This guy parks next to me and way too close.
I have opinions.
I have opinions.
If I die today, this was the cause
July 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If I die today, this was the cause
