Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero
@detpauldrake.bsky.social
Former Cop, Current Lawyer, Possibly Batman.
It's on a marathon every Thanksgiving week. Which is far better than hanging out with family.
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's on a marathon every Thanksgiving week. Which is far better than hanging out with family.
Wait, you've never seen GF I or II ?
I now have to re-evaluate my love for you.
GF III is shit and should never be shown anywhere again ever.
I now have to re-evaluate my love for you.
GF III is shit and should never be shown anywhere again ever.
October 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Wait, you've never seen GF I or II ?
I now have to re-evaluate my love for you.
GF III is shit and should never be shown anywhere again ever.
I now have to re-evaluate my love for you.
GF III is shit and should never be shown anywhere again ever.
But what if the wife is dude's boss's high school bully.
October 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
But what if the wife is dude's boss's high school bully.
Coparenting is not easy. But, it is worth it.
September 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Coparenting is not easy. But, it is worth it.
Um... depends on how you were dressed, because, ya know.
And you are always welcome to bring toys.
But I assure you that stick is not going anywhere near where the skeleton had his.
And you are always welcome to bring toys.
But I assure you that stick is not going anywhere near where the skeleton had his.
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Um... depends on how you were dressed, because, ya know.
And you are always welcome to bring toys.
But I assure you that stick is not going anywhere near where the skeleton had his.
And you are always welcome to bring toys.
But I assure you that stick is not going anywhere near where the skeleton had his.
That’s why we are friends and also why I never allow you around me with a stick
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That’s why we are friends and also why I never allow you around me with a stick
You can tell that's a lawyer's skeleton because it has a stick up its butt.
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You can tell that's a lawyer's skeleton because it has a stick up its butt.
I’ve been in front of juries over 100 times. It’s no big deal. Just needed to adapt to the “prove every element” mindset
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ve been in front of juries over 100 times. It’s no big deal. Just needed to adapt to the “prove every element” mindset
I worked briefly at a RenFaire back in 99. They were weird, but also very nice people.
The Archbishop of Canterbury (male) hit on me during an after hours event. I was oblivious until the bartending wench made me aware.
I went home with the wench, not the Archbishop.
The Archbishop of Canterbury (male) hit on me during an after hours event. I was oblivious until the bartending wench made me aware.
I went home with the wench, not the Archbishop.
September 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I worked briefly at a RenFaire back in 99. They were weird, but also very nice people.
The Archbishop of Canterbury (male) hit on me during an after hours event. I was oblivious until the bartending wench made me aware.
I went home with the wench, not the Archbishop.
The Archbishop of Canterbury (male) hit on me during an after hours event. I was oblivious until the bartending wench made me aware.
I went home with the wench, not the Archbishop.
Cmon, every woman has a story about a dude doing this “accidentally”. Oops
September 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Cmon, every woman has a story about a dude doing this “accidentally”. Oops
That sucks.
Unrelated, I have a cache of weapons, can hit a softball sized target from 500 meters without a scope, and the ability to travel discretely.
Unrelated, I have a cache of weapons, can hit a softball sized target from 500 meters without a scope, and the ability to travel discretely.
September 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That sucks.
Unrelated, I have a cache of weapons, can hit a softball sized target from 500 meters without a scope, and the ability to travel discretely.
Unrelated, I have a cache of weapons, can hit a softball sized target from 500 meters without a scope, and the ability to travel discretely.
Love Russ & Daughters... absolutely the best in the city.
September 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Love Russ & Daughters... absolutely the best in the city.
Not so vague posting:
NEED you to stay alive. The world is a better place with you in it.
NEED you to stay alive. The world is a better place with you in it.
September 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Not so vague posting:
NEED you to stay alive. The world is a better place with you in it.
NEED you to stay alive. The world is a better place with you in it.
Oh, that's...... not good.
September 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh, that's...... not good.
As in, firm marketing or marketing firms seeking your firm's business?
September 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
As in, firm marketing or marketing firms seeking your firm's business?
Where would one obtain such a TV....
No, seriously, it sounds like a good feature to have.
No, seriously, it sounds like a good feature to have.
September 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Where would one obtain such a TV....
No, seriously, it sounds like a good feature to have.
No, seriously, it sounds like a good feature to have.
What ever happened to his porn issue?
Maybe he's "hot for teacher"
Maybe he's "hot for teacher"
September 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What ever happened to his porn issue?
Maybe he's "hot for teacher"
Maybe he's "hot for teacher"
Thank you
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Thank you
TBF, this is kinda hot...
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
TBF, this is kinda hot...