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It's not canon, it's just shitposting.

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PLEEEEEEASE go watch #Astroblast.

It's definitely better than any of the recent Kids Shows we got. Got a couple friends that enjoy the show too.
January 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
COMMENTS TURNED OFF???
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If you start KPop Demon Hunters at 10:36:30 PM on New Year's Eve, then Gwi-Ma will be defeated at midnight, followed immediately by the creation of the New Honmoon #KPopDemonHunters
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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They're not from Springfield, but they'd fit right in. 😉

From James L. Brooks, co-creator of The Simpsons, comes #EllaMcCay! Arriving only in theaters December 12.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I don’t care what people say, I am not sharing my YT recap.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just because you're on Bluesky, that doesn't mean your timeline won't be completely rid of ragebait.

It's still better, but just be careful out there. It's a public platform, so anything can seep through the cracks.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I didn’t really hate any SpongeBob episodes (aside from a good couple), but this one, this is that episode that I really hated. I don’t know why, but it’s likely due to how much shit Plankton probably went through in that episode.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stop scrolling and post three characters who bring joy and happiness.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I regret my life choices.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Looks like someone needs a clean tickle 🫧
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
…..Anyway there’s a Bluey movie that comes out that same year so go watch that.
‘Cocomelon: The Movie’ will be released in theaters on February 26, 2027.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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OK uh I need to alert everyone what is going on with my Discord account now. The hacker has managed to persuade me with this pretty looking indie game thing and somehow got my account disabled which f'ing blows because it happened on my birthday, somehow makes this even more devastating.
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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THERE'S TWO OF THEM???!!! #astroblast
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Going out of the "Out of Context" for a moment.

Once upon a time, Irish channel, TG4 uploaded a few of the Gaelic-dubbed episodes of the show.

Not too long ago, I found those episodes in my Google Photos album.

If ya'll want, I can share them.
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
DID THEY NOT LEARN????
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Let this sleepy Comet remind you that you will have a good night tonight.
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Carly Cosmos..."
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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#Astroblast
( @bangf0rd.bsky.social sent this one to me)
October 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I really enjoyed TV Tropes for how over the top it was, but fully blocking ad-blockers is really sad and they need to understand where many of ads have malicious links, scamming and even controversial ones just like Spotify endorsed ICE ad campaign.
TV Tropes is blocking access to the site not only if you have ad blockers on but location tracking off unless you want to subscribe to their $5 a month/$25 a year subscription plan. Even people who have turned their ad blockers off are reporting the site isn’t working. This all seems like a bad idea
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Are we deadass right now? You’re telling me you prefer the direct-to-video sequel over the first, all because the latter had “depressing moments” and the fact you blame it over your trauma (although you literally liked the film last year). Shame.
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Season 2 Episode 25 - Frame 245 out of 1570
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM