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desmigeo.bsky.social
🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit
@desmigeo.bsky.social
Science enjoyer. Oaf of Competence Paladin. Observer that the existence of Action Comics implies the existence of Equal and Opposite Reaction Comics

Reconstruction didn't stick, time for a do-over

Sometimes reposts are just so I can find something again
In Denver one winter, a neighbor hadn't cleared and shut off a sprinkler pipe properly, and it burst in a cold snap and spewed a bunch of water out over the sidewalk. Seemed like 4" of ice. It was on the north side of the building so the sun couldn't melt it. The patch was centered on my bus stop
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Nouning is a weird
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Or am I just bored?
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Westerners don't think in terms of groups? Then who are Westerners? I wonder if he's just freestyling on a theme of defining every Westerner who doesn't align with him as a No True Westerner just for the propaganda lulz, or if he's actually painted himself into a corner that he actually believes in
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Aw, that poor calculator. C'mere little friend. Oh does it hurt here? Looks like you got a sharp LLM stuck in your processor. Let's pull out that black box stuff out and set you up with some nice reverse Polish notation, how does that sound?
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Princeton-educated national guard civil affairs officer turned TV host has opinions about merchant marine academy educated carrier strike pilot turned astronaut
two men in military uniforms are looking at each other with movieclips.com on the bottom right
Alt: A scene from Anima House Flounder, played by Stephen Furst best known for his portrayal of Vir Cotto on TV’s Babylon 5, stands at attention in an ROTC uniform. He is addressed by his superior, Neidermeyer, played by Twisted Sister antagonist Mark Metcalf. Neidermeyer sputters indignantly at Flounder’s flauting of uniform regulations Caption: A PLEDGE PIN?
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Actual footage of us when we get sick under all historic GOP health plans to date:

youtu.be/rN82qfGHGvo?...
The Last Starfighter - We Die
YouTube video by Top Clips
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Which conveniently double as your dressing with respect flightwear sweats
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Also one Thanksgiving when my brother and I couldn't travel, my folks missed their planned restaurant Thanksgiving Dinner, due to the Dinner-lunch/Dinner-supper ambiguity

Everything else was closed, and the fridge was kinda bare so the Thanksgiving Grilled Cheese tradition was born
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If it weren't for the 15mph gravity bombers and the weirdness of the sidequest-that-changed-nothing, and the failure to do a quick reshoot so that it was Leia who sacrificed herself rather than Princess Admiral Ellie-from-Jurassic-Park (and the lame force-flying) I'd agree
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We were more frugal as a kid so we usually got a round roast or similar, but also Thanksgiving was never turkey for us either, and subsequently we have graduated to rib roast (choice rather than prime usually) and sometimes lamb, or pork loin if we're feeling lazy. Sometimes ham
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We do run the risk of hitting certain economic climate tipping points like the Shoe Event Horizon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEI1...
Shoes...
YouTube video by lemons181
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Emotional Support Trucks and Off Road Minivans are the real problem, LEDs just make them worse. Never seen a sedan or hatchback that tried to murder my faceholes unless it had badly adjusted headlights (mine're off but aren't LED and I have to remove a thing to get to the adjustment screw)
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM